Just killed a weird-ass fly that was on my TV...what is it?

I had one of these fuckers in my dorm at band camp... - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata

 

that is scary, I have little bugs in my hose (rarely) which look like this, very small, I read that they are apparently attracted to cotton/paper or something, and live in most US households, not dust mites, but similar. I forget the name though.

oh, its called silverfish, and looks like this.

 

Might want to search out a specialist and maybe lay off some of your activities for a bit...

 

Some silverfish have seriously painful pincers.
They hide in my carpet... they're in the walls.... THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! :O

 

...he may need to...

There was a silverfish in my lemonade mix once.

 

oh, i meant house not hose.
yes, they usually live under carpet fibers, main carpet mostly.

thats gross...you drink it?

 

Hell yeah he drank it! You think some little bug is going to come in between him and his lemonade!?

 

Hornet prehaps?

Was it BIG?

 

Nah, it was the size of a normal fly.

 

maybe its a new breed and you killed the last of its kind

 

its an alien :

 

Sad to say, even though I'm heavy set bugs, insects & other creepy crawlies creep me out. So much so that I get paralyzed/stunned when I see things like maggots, wrigglers, slugs, leeches, centipedes, spiders & scorpions. And when I see them approaching me, I'd jump so high & scream like a sissy that it's absolutely embarrassing

 

there are 100s of 1000s of unknown insects in a study the best place to find a new species is your garden like i saw a flying arachnid (i think)

 

Im not scared of insects or anything like that, just spiders, big spiders scare the shit outta me if they touch me. When I say scared I mean heart pounding, can't breathe, ready to crap my pants scared. I don't even know why, I know they can't hurt me.
If they stay a few metres away im fine.

 

I'm the biggest walking vagina you have ever seen when it comes to spiders. My marksmanship has improved over the years with shoes,books,and bricks.

I got a pic of a nasty one that just recently tried to break in the house I'll see if I can get it to pull up.

Spoiler

Yeah its a bit blurry, but you get the ideal and yes that is a regular sized shovel

 

How about posting some pictures of penises that tried breaking into your house? I'm sure we'd all be more interested in that.

 

i think joben_ wants to get banned, hes been posting things about penises in every topic.

 

Someone is mad, I see.

 

not mad, annoyed, if it was funny, or in the spam section, we would be less annoyed ».»