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She just walked past me to check up.

I'm going out for a smoke so see you in about 5 minutes

 

ahem WHUT!?!?!?!?

there is no theory of evoloution just a list of animals chuck norris has allowed to live.

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side

 

here are funny jokes :

 

go to youtube and search : they took our job southpark ! its not a joke but its hella fun

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it got sick of using chichHEN and left it on the side it just left.

 

Unlocked for sexism and upsetting people, etc.

 

Two idiots walking down the street says one to the other: Let me walk in the middle for a while.

I know they're laim but I can't think of any good ones right now sorry

 

Its yellow and when you press the button in turns red

*A chicken i a kitchen machine (in dutch we call it a 'blender' forgot the english worth for it. xD)

 

I believe the English call it a blender aswell. Blender is English after all

 

Yes it's blender.

 

Jake was famous of his bad habit to get in embarrassing situation.
One night he went to a bar, and joined an old man, and started to talk withim.
"Did you noticed that hideous woman near the counter? I have never seen woman that ugly!"
Old man looked at him very angry and said:
"Yeah, she's my wife."
Poor Jake left the table blushing for the shame. He ordered couple of drinks, and then saw a pretty girl on the dance floor. Jake decided to take a change and asked her to dance with him.
While they were dancing, Jake started to talk to girl. He pointed the old man before.
"You see that old fart with huge nose back there? I accidentally called her wife hideous and ugliest woman I've ever seen"
"Oh, what daddy said about that?

 

does anyone know the story about freedy and his other friends ? the clown

 

ok, thank you mds64 and black dragon 1

 

If you have more questions PM me

 

So, how about them pathogens?
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