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ok heres my joke

why do pirated movies are forbidden to be watched by childrens under 10 yr???
because its rated aRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! get it?? pirates do say arrrrr. and my aRRRRRR means R...

^_^

 

What did the dumb dude say to his girlfriend?


Dude...your not a dude...I think your a chick


(out of no where comes-THE WORST ON THE SPOT JOKE ROMULATION HAS EVER SEEN!)

 

I thought pirate always says 'MONEY'

 

He's on about on the sea pirates-ARRRGG ME MATIES!


That's today's asian pirates-I say money alot too

 

Spongebob pirate always says...
ARE YOU READY KIDS!!
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!

 

He is no pirate-he's is a soft version of the immortal duo that is ren and stimpy.


I hate that sponge.

 

When is a woman above a man?

When the kitchen is upstairs!

[me=Reider]ducks[/me]

 

lmaorotf

 

i hope the baby keeps you up all night tsk tsk

 

She actually doesn't cry all that much anymore so I've been getting my sleep.

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
You hit her.

On the flip side, Hell is going to be warm.

 

What is it when the wife comes into the living room?

The chain is too long

I'm just kidding Sylky, please don't be offended.
These are just jokes

 

Nah, that's your job.

* tehuber1337 holds up a flame shield

EDIT:

 

i don't like you guys

 

That's a very good one but not female friendly

 

:'(
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they never change anything!

 

how many batmen does it take to change a lightbulb?


none, because he's just that awesome

 

Not my jokes, so don't shoot the messenger...

Wait, has that ship sailed? Are we onto Batman jokes now? Damn.

 

wow, all about women

-it's great though ;D

 

It is funny

My mother saw the quote Tehuber posted and even she laughed at them

 

Why is your mother watching?