It's Logical

No, you measure with it.

 

A three foot stick?

 

human arms?

 

We don't have 3 arms.

 

It's a metre stick, I got it straight away but I wanted to be wide. But a metre is 3.2something Feet, so change your question to include this extra bit.

 

Yes good answer, it can also by a yardstick.
Next questiontoo easy)
Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?

 

2 days time.

Today is the 8th, In two days time it'll be the 10th, yesterday is the day before that, so it'll be the 9th.

 

hahaha...to simple. In a dictionary!

 

Good answer!
Next one:
At night they come without being fetched, And by day they are lost without being stolen.
What are they?

 

I thought these questions were going to be hard.

The stars

 

Yeah stars congrats so here's a difficult one:
A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears." A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?

 

The parret was deaf LOL

 

How do you know that?!
Next one :
If you have three apples and you take away two, how many will you have?

 

All I can say is I'm smart.

And there are 2 apples left.

 

Yes, some would say 1!
Next one:
You give someone an euro. You are this person's brother, but the person is not your brother. How can that be?

 

Ones a sister?

 

Yes good answer.
Next one:
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 2 years. Which room is safest for him?