It's Logical

sorry :-[

 

Yes
Next one:
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?

 

What...

 

Do you mind?

 

Yes good answer
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Where did Pilgrims land when they arrived in America?

 

books ;D

 

They arrived on books ?!

 

shore

 

No.

 

Their feet?????

 

Yes!
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How can a woman living in New Jersey, legally marry 3 men, without ever getting a divorce, be widowed, or becoming legally separated?

 

I guessing it's a word play on widowed, probably the male form... Hmm

 

No.

 

Hang on, is it legal to marry three men in new jersey?

 

She's a Judge?

 

Yes good answer!

 

When an old farmer dies, it says in his will that his animals must be divided between his three sons in the following way 1/2 must go to his eldest son, 1/3 must go to his second son, 1/9 must go to his youngest son, the farmer had 17 cows how should they do this?

 

The neighbour borrowed an extra cow, to make the total number of cows 18.
Then the oldest son got 1/2 of 18 is 9 cows,
the middle son got 1/3 of 18 is 6 cows,
and the youngest son got 1/9 of 18 is 2 cows.
Since 9+6+2 = 17,
the cows could be divided among the three brothers in such a way that the borrowed cow was left over, and could be returned to its owner.

I'm sure it's the answer!

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At the hardware store I was quoted 12 cents for one, 24 cents for 50, and 36 cents for 144. I wanted six. What was I buying and how much did it cost me?

 

a change for a dollar?
i dont know about us currency so i think ill suck at this

 

He was buying house numbers!!! Aka the signs that go on your wall