insults/comebacks

Just divide by zero and hope the job miraculously gets done
Sometimes works for me >:}

 

I'm sorry your mum did drugs while she was pregnant with you...

This (points to person) is what happens when people breed with animals.

I hope you die in a fire.

When's the baby due?

 

Call an anorexic chick fat.

I'm not wasting my good material on this.

 

If that isn't your good material...I'd l see what your best is XD

(had a few of them aimed at me-I just tell them "if you think I'm fat despite being under weight, well looking at you stick figure I guess all that fat is in your BRAIN!")

 

I use this one on my little sister:

Don't worry you aren't stupid, you even have two brains! Although one is lost and the other has gone to look for it.....

 

the truth was you were born at home but when she saw you she went to a hospital lol.

 

Me and your mom.
Shapow.

 

try again.