In Soviet Russia thread clicks YOU!!!

In Soviet Russia, You died for Jesus's sins.

(no offense to any Christians or Catholics out there)

 

None Taken.

In Soviet Russia, Computer infect Viruses.

 

stolen from a television show but;


In America you print "In God we trust" on your money.
In Soviet Russia, we have no money!

 

In Soviet Russia, Vicodin overdoses on House.

 

In Soviet Russia ps3 plays you >

 

in soviet russia bread bakes you!

 

In Soviet Russia, air breathes YOU!!!

 

no i think thats america haha

in the US we make babies
in Soviet Russia they eat babies

 

In Soviet Russia, presents open you!!!

 

in soviet Russia, Mexicans are rich (I don't really mean that so no offence.)

 

In soviet russia they tell In the rest of the world jokes

 

In soviet Russia corpse bury you in the graveyard!

 

In Soviet Russia, face facepalms you!
(lol wut?)

 

In Soviet Russia Porn watches You !!!!

 

In Soviet Russia, music listens YOU!

 

In Soviet Russia, facial hair grows YOU!

 

In Soviet Russia, Batman persecutes YOU.

 

in sovient russia the force is NOT with you

 

In Soviet Russia cheeseburger can haz kitties.