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If (your) GOD was drunk..

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by sid242, Dec 29, 2009.

  1. Rysio

    Rysio Well-Known Member

    Re: If(your)GOD was drunk,what would be a favorit oneliner comming out of His mouth?

    "This is hopeless... fuck it"
    *the world ends
     
  2. zerobahamut

    zerobahamut Well-Known Member

    Re: If(your)GOD was drunk,what would be a favorit oneliner comming out of His mouth?

    You guys wish hahaha
     
  3. tvrtko

    tvrtko Well-Known Member

    Re: If(your)GOD was drunk,what would be a favorit oneliner comming out of His mouth?

    Oh for my sake!
     
  4. Jonez001

    Jonez001 Well-Known Member

    Re: If(your)GOD was drunk,what would be a favorit oneliner comming out of His mouth?

    Hey other god, you take it over from me please....
     
  5. kamage

    kamage Well-Known Member

    Re: If(your)GOD was drunk,what would be a favorit oneliner comming out of His mouth?

    This thread spells blasphemy :|
     
  6. ADMSeraphes

    ADMSeraphes Well-Known Member

    Re: If(your)GOD was drunk,what would be a favorit oneliner comming out of His mouth?

    "I doubt Allah is even awake yet.... "
     
  7. Altarius95

    Altarius95 Well-Known Member

    Re: If(your)GOD was drunk,what would be a favorit oneliner comming out of His mouth?

    *loads His computer*
    *goes through list of every person*
    *opens file on Jeremy Bobert*
    "Ah, let's see... Umm... I'll give him "the runs". That's always good for a laugh"
    *clicks "Infect with Diarrhea*
    *giggles*
     
  8. mikeac

    mikeac Well-Known Member

    Re: If(your)GOD was drunk,what would be a favorit oneliner comming out of His mouth?

    DAMN IT, ANOTHER YEAR TO FUCKING PLAN AND THE WORLD IS SCREWED; I MIGHT AS WILL KILL THEM ALL.

    [me=God]presses the erase all and remove history button on his computer[/me]
     
  9. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    Re: If(your)GOD was drunk,what would be a favorit oneliner comming out of His mouth?

    ¿uǝɥʇ poƃ ɹnoʎ ǝq ʇsnɯ ı os
     
  10. indianCHAN

    indianCHAN Well-Known Member

    nah
     
    Last edited: Feb 9, 2017
  11. redoperator

    redoperator Well-Known Member

    Re: If(your)GOD was drunk,what would be a favorit oneliner comming out of His mouth?

    " what the hell did i just do?"
     
  12. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    Re: If(your)GOD was drunk,what would be a favorit oneliner comming out of His mouth?

    I heard you're pretty gangsta.
    I'm pretty gangsta myself.

    Note: I do not have a god, I am Atheist/Agnostic.
     
  13. BugsyV

    BugsyV Member

    Re: If(your)GOD was drunk,what would be a favorit oneliner comming out of His mouth?

    I don't really have a God, but he would be all:

    "Vanessa, you kicked arse! Let's have Cheetos!"

    [=
     
  14. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    Re: If(your)GOD was drunk,what would be a favorit oneliner comming out of His mouth?

    "Cameron, I am your father.."
    "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-"
     
  15. redoperator

    redoperator Well-Known Member

    Re: If(your)GOD was drunk,what would be a favorit oneliner comming out of His mouth?

    ... what the hell? porn?... lemme have a look at that.
     
  16. rock91

    rock91 Well-Known Member

    Re: If(your)GOD was drunk,what would be a favorit oneliner comming out of His mouth?

    ''Oh God Damnit I gotta crap !!!'' *suddenly meteors start hitting the Earth* but are they really meteors ? hmmmmmmmmmm....
     
  17. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    Re: If(your)GOD was drunk,what would be a favorit oneliner comming out of His mouth?

    UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
     
  18. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    Re: If(your)GOD was drunk,what would be a favorit oneliner comming out of His mouth?

    I fixed the thread's title. Was irritating me.
     
  19. crazytuna

    crazytuna Well-Known Member

    Haruhi cannot get drunk
    cock block thread
     
  20. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    I'm tempted to add the next letter :p



    ...Ahem...



    If optimus prime was drunk, he'd fall first XD