If you & the poster above were the last people in the world, what would YOU do?

Push him away away away. :S

 

Ask him if he's a pedophile.

 

Watch Shin Chan with him.

 

Insult him. His reactions make it too easy.

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Obviously
Lol, no.

 

Hmmmm...Seeing as human is coming to an end.
I'd spend the rest of my days trying make everybody on earth happy.

 

Ask if he wants to play Mario Party

 

Steal the Mario Party game and run away.

 

Kill him.

 

D: Same

 

Kill him and steal back Mario Party

 

Play mario party and rip off the skin from my hands in the process.

 

Break the A buttn by mashing it so freaking much @_@

 

Scold Paras for breaking the A button.

 

Flash around New Super Mario Bros Wii, asking them if they wanna play it instead

 

Show off my mad skills in NSMBWII.

 

Play NSMBW but constantly throw Muddy off pits and into enemies.

 

Evil.
I'd get all of the items before Paras could.

 

Yell at the both to stop fighting because we're so close to the Bowser level

 

Try and get a better internet connection =T

 

buy an Ice Cream