If I were my avatar I would...

i would conquer the world

 

I would run around and throw ninja stars.

 

I would.........................do cat stuff and challenge thugs.

 

I was my it if i were....I would get drunk!!!11!!

 

I would eat myself.

 

Have your pick?

1. I'd suck your blood turning you into a vampire SIM too.
2. I use witchcraft to turn you into a Witch, or....
3. I suck your blood, turn you into a vampire and then use witchcraft to turn you into a vampire witch.

Or if you're not happy with those options I could...

1. Burst you into flames thereby killing you, or
2. I call forth a swarm of flies/mosquitos to kill you.

 

I would command a Mudkip army

 

I would find Kira.

 

I'd be locked in the basement.

 

...I'd thind BOTH Kiras.

 

I'd be -1542 years old.

 

I'd hang out with all my cat friends.

 

I'd hallucinate and bash people with a stolen borrowed baseball bat.

 

I'd give most guys nosebleeds...

with ParanoiaAgents's Baseball bat >=3

 

I'd man up and finally nail Zelda.

 

I'd stare at you with my regular brown right eye and my glowing red left eye.

Then I'd promptly beat the shit outta you for lookin' at me funny.

 

PAAAAAAARTYYYYYY

oh wait

 

PAAAAAAARTYYYYYY

oh wait

 

PAAAAAAARTYYYYYY

oh wait

 

PAAAAAAARTYYYYYY

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