I need YO MAMA jokes!!!

Yo mama's so fat, the Icelandic people are planning to use her to plug the erupting volcano.

 

(really racest) yo mama's so black she sat in the hot tub and made coffee.

 

your mama so ugly when she looked outside her window she got arrested for mooning

 

Your mother was so fat, when she was cremated, she stopped all flights in Europe.

 

Yo mama so asian when she complained to god that she was blind god said, "OPEN YOUR EYES, BITCH!"
Yo mama so old she breast-feeds you powdered milk.
Yo mama so stupid she plays yo mama with you.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldnt explore her.
Yo mama so ugly, Bob the builder said, "we can't fix that."
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, the sun gets jealous.

 

Yo mother is so stupid, she got shot by a chainsaw (pfft whatever )