The fact that pea size is able to expand is why i say exaggeration. I didn't say the pain was, my first post was a joke (a bad one maybe, christ) @Soluri And i know exactly how you meant it i.e. trying to be clever (it goes over my head, nothing that could provoke/upset me). I replied to how you said it. I've had girlfriends, none i'd ever considered having kids with though, that's for sure. I don't think you really understood my post, but fair enough, i won't explain further. You're too touchy. I don't hate you, i hate the things described above. I did say "don't get offended", if you find my opinion stupid, ignore it.
HI LITTLEKILL. You might be confusing that the word melon means watermelon, in which case, most babies aren't that size.