I have a confession.

I confess I wish I still had my snapping turtle.

 

I confess that I honestly think my bird died because I forgot to refill its water, and that I told everybody it was most likely because of age

 

I confess I killed your bird. I was a lowly amoeba at the time.

 

Don't joke about that, I hatched him and had him since I was 7

 

i confess i'm on the verge of tears but my mom is in the room so i cant cry

 

I confess I'd like to offer words of comfort, but...not my strong point. Plus they're meaningless, and would sound fake.
What happened though?

 

Not telling you, sorry

 

That's fine just thought I'd offer.

I confess it finally rained here today. And when it did, I wanted it to stop.

 

i confess i wish it'd rain here again. it makes me sleep

 

I never get to hear it because the TV is always on. Everyone stays up so late.

 

I confess that it hadn't rained once since school ended here in North Texas

 

Good grief, if you don't want to tell the story then don't scrounge for sympathy in the first place.

 

not scrounging. just telling the truth.

on-topic: i confess somedays i wish life was like a cartoon

 

In my not inconsiderable experience when a girl says she has had a bad day but doesn't "want to talk about it" then that is just another way of saying "I want someone to wring the truth out of me bit by painful bit so I can reinforce to myself that someone cares about me while also still being able to tell myself that I'm not a whiny bitch."

I've been on the receiving end of that innumerable times, it gets irritating. If you really didn't want to talk about it you'd have lied and said everything was fine.

EDIT: oh, and to stay on topic? I confess I'm not happy that my girlfriend has to go back to uni today. Means I won't be able to do something nice for her 20th.

 

i confess i'm shocked suis is the nice guy type with his girl friend

 

I confess that the iPhone keyboard pisses me off

 

i confess i cant stand fingerprints on any thing shiny

 

i confess that uvndrubk

 

I confess that I finally got my learners permit

 

You're not the first person to say that to me. Why is that such a difficult concept?