I have a confession.

I confess that did hurt.

 

I confess I read about something like that In the paper today...

Old woman died, she had a fear of doctors...so did her daughter, who she dominated over for years, thus when she fell over she assumed she'd one day get back up...but no she died in a mess of human excretments and mess as the house keeping was terrible as well...really bad...

Yet the daughter got charged with murder DX


(Also I confess this story made me laugh a little, thank you for your time :3)

 

And then I ran up and ate the body. Game over.

I confess.

 

i confess i have eaten rabbit before...taste like chicken...

 

I confess I have eaten rabbit, squirrel, snapping turtle, and alligator.

 

i miss the confessions filled with scandal

 

Scandal? Thatonegringo has a freaking crush on you. You. Over the internet.

There are so many things wrong there I don't know where to start.

 

I confess...wait you aren't normally on at this time!?

That is my confession, noticing patterns in routine.

 

wait, what? I thought that was a joke.

I'm full of surprises, me.

 

Huh, dunno why that didn't occur to me. Maybe I've just never understood that guy's sense of humour.

Oh well, that's a load off my mind. Carry on.

 

hh-hey guys, so what's up? *nervous laugh
I confess that I have been trying to recreate dreams (no, not about women) as an experiment, lets say I have been unsuccessful :/
aaaaahh! its sarra *runs away

lol, im white now...

 

I confess the drama here is hilarious.

 

I confess I almost never lol despite using 'lol' occasionally.
In fact....does anyone actually lol even half the times they write it?

 

i confess i use lol and xD alot so i dont sound like a sarcastic b**ch when i say things

 

I'm constantly in a state of disbelief about how attractive my voice is to girls from America/Britain

 

cause you talk like this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a7_EoqRrnw

 

u r an assbandit

 

isn't this the part where you run away?

 

O_O
*tuco used flee