I have a confession.

Hey, I may have exeggerated it a bit. She IS limping because I physically hurt her, and she is emo as fuck.

 

I have another confession....I don't believe half (possibly more) of Stan's stories.

 

I have a master plan to get rid of all emo and/or goth kids in the world... I just need $23,700,870,000 to accomplish it...

 

I don't believe any of Stan's stories. Especially the "poor kid" part.

 

I tossed my lil' sis' bike into a lake.

 

is it phoning them all idividually to remind them how much they suck and forcing them into commiting suicide. good plan.

 

Not my fucking business. You can choose to believe me or fuck off.

 

2nd option plox.
Fatass.

 

I Just discovererd that the girl I like since 3 years ago likes another guy.I hate my life.

 

I'm extremely ticklish...

 

That's just phase 1 of the plan. It costs around $20 M to pull that off.
I have many other phases of the plan... one involving setting up a worldwide Bounty hunt for emo kids, and also creating a "help the depressed" foundation as a front for dragging emo kids to their torture and eventual demise. I have calculated all the costs and I have determined that I would need over $23 Billion to successfully rid the world of all emos present and future.

 

I meant the obviously fake sex stories XD
Third confession; I enjoy reading forum drama....sometimes.

 

Confession: I hate Spiderman 3

 

should of made your move three years ago.

 

But his life stories are fake too.




Confession - I'm turned on by violence........

 

I don't think you're able to come up with solid facts that I am lying.

 

So are you to come up with solid facts you are not.

 

I confess I hate people who argue on the internet like the people above me are.

 

I confess I hate people who are as tiresome as person above.

 

What do I need to produce? HOW do you want me to produce evidence? I'm not going to waste my time and effort to convince someone extremely insignificant to me that I'm telling the truth about something that doesn't change you in anyway whatsoever. So once again, either take my word for it or shut the fuck up. That is all.