I have a confession.

Haha, not tentacles XD
I confess that I'm too squeamish to actually say.

I also confess that I'm actually not overly paranoid, or an agent.

 

Nice way to take a shot at me Doggy.

 

I have five pairs of em back home~ Bought my brothers some for christmas~

I confess that I have broken a lot of mirrors in my lifetime.

 

Enjoying yourself dear?

I confess that I helped a boxer(dog) that had been hit, picked her up and took her to my house, nursed her back to health. I was called a wiener for not just letting her die in the street.

 

I confess I have the hugest crush on a girl I don't plan to date. :S
Her name is Alex, don't get any ideas, girls.

 

I confess I was caught by the internet police

 

Funny Paranoia's name is Alex as well....

I confess that working with animals got me a lot of females wanting to hang with me.

 

It's alright I guess, went to see some of the shows In spare time. The people I've met are alright, not very talkative though =T

I confess that nobody in my family knows where my hiding place for hide and seek is still >=3

 

I confess I enjoy shoe shopping.

 

I confess I love saving money

 

I confess being a bouncer a few years ago at a local redneck club was truly fun, specially when it was Hip-Hop night

 

:S
I have no response other than that smiley and this sentence.

I confess I believed in Santa until I was.....3 or so. Yes, that early, I stopped believing in Santa.

 

I confess that I hate school

 

I confess that I have pretended to drop my wallet, so I could pick it up while smelling women's feet.....

Yep, I'm a Quagmire. Call me dedmire jr.

GIGGIDY

 

I confess that I daydream atleast 5 times a day

 

WHAT ON EARTH?!

I confess that I want to smoke what Dedboy's been smoking. Sounds psychadelic, man.

 

I confess I don't understand the appeal of feet.

 

I confess I wonder what took Peachmilk so long to weigh in on this.

Most women think they have ugly feet, or hate feet in general. Thus they never know what they are missing out on. I love the T&A too, don't get me wrong, but feet don't get enough attention.

Call me all the bad names in the book, that's fine, but even women that hated even looking at their feet loved them being rubbed and sucked on. The tickling can cause a chain reaction that makes simple waves turn into tsunamis.

 

speaking of feet, i'll confess that i always wear odd socks

 

I confess I don't really plan on dating anyone, getting married, or having children.Ever.