I have a confession.

I feel really embarrassed every time I shave.

 

I feel great.

 

I go from looking shaggy to looking like a little boy.

 

nothing's wrong with that, older gals like that

 

Older girls like little boys? Oh my. o___o'

 

as long as you've got "big game" they don't care

 

I'm not really into hunting, it's kind of cruel. :s

 

... I'm talking about the "gun" in your pants

 

You're not allowed to carry guns in the UK or are you implying innuendo 'cause of the speech marks?

 

I'm talking about your man part

 

I confess that this worries me, despite the fact that I would do the same thing if I could.

 

I confess that I have slightly less buyers remorse now. It is still there though.

 

I cheated at QWOP. Once. And I didn't even finish.

 

I knee scooted to 100.1m on QWOP, then legitimately ran 86.7m.

 

I put much more effort into things than I make out. Arguments in particular.

 

I talk a lot in my sleep. :/

 

i talk a lot in my awakedness

 

If I could I'd record that, I find sleep talk cute.

Also I have alot of traits that would brand me a stalker...without the need of cameras and internet

Im not joking, FEAR ME!

 

I confess Hypnos creeps me out.

 

I confess I wholeheartedly agree with Mint.
I also confess that I'm tired of Christmas at this point, already.