I have a confession.

I killed many spiders and ran over a seagull, I picked up it's corpse and laughed as I attempted to burry it...only to be told to hand it over to my (at the time) work manager to use as a prank to her manager...

Long time ago I got into a fight on new years eve, search my post as I cbf'd doing so.

Look at my post>topics

Good luck...

 

"human rats"?

 

I FOUND IT HYPNOS!

http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=31108.msg542832#msg542832

 

I pissed in the holy water at church that they baptised my cousin in later.

 

I lost my phone at my school

 

I sometimes flirt with girls just for my own entertainment or to use them for something.

 

I am...well...I am---HANDSOME!

 

That's my line!

I once slapped a girl's breasts because she punched me.

 

i have a confession, you all suck

 

I ounce touched a girls VJJ although I am 12 years old

 

That is so wrong in so many ways.

 

That really says a lot.

 

: ;D

 

duly noted.

 

Can't fit it all in, theres a 60k character limit.
I'll just post the last bad thing I did, yesterday my friend crashed into the back of a car and we drove away through 3 red lights. He was uninsured and drunk.

 

But that isnt your confession, you just told us what he did

 

Ok, I suppose my confession is I never stopped him, I laughed long and hard and I never told the police and have no intention to.

 

i've killed a duck with a gutty (catapult/slingshot)

 

Bah, harmless.

WIN

 

I buried a five year old in a sand pit when I was 11. The only thing visible was his nose. He was left there for a good twenty minutes.