How to make time pass?

i thought god was all forgiving anyway, or does that not include fapping?

also, penises.

 

I read the pamphlet. "Have I read or viewed pornography?" for some reason went under "Thou shalt not commit adultery." Don't ask me, I have no idea why.

God will only forgive you if you ask Him to.

 

No I didn't, I'm not a scientologist.

 

Oh, religious pamphlets.
Please try not to let a single person's views on God affect you're entire life.
At least attempt to interpret your religion for yourself.

Also, you're really going to sit there and dictate a part of your life by a random pamphlet you read? You even said yourself you have no idea why that was written.

 

i never knew pamphlets were gospel. i guess aliens have invaded earth after all and the queen is actually a shape shifting reptoid, i know cause i seen it in a pamphlet.

well isnt that handy, well i'm off to go rob some orphans

 

If you commit presumption ("God will save me from anything - I'm gonna rob some orphans") - there's no chance of you getting to heaven.

 

So rape is okay, right? Right? Well, of course it is! Why even ask?

 

No it's NOT okay. "I'm gonna go rob some orphans" was just an example, Dumbo.

 

But say I rob some orphans and I dont presume that god will save me and I accept that I'm going to hell for my sins. Will I be able to pray for forgiveness then?

 

Likely. On the other hand, this is turning into a chat room. I'm starting a new topic.

 

That's spam. Wanna get banned? You would be taking one of the suggestions. :3

 

Man or woman, black or white, God is all loving.

As long as you bend over when you're told to.

 

lol.

Anyways, want to pass time?

Heres some things to do.

1. Search for rare roms(Luigi's Mansion, Shin Chan games, NES Jap games, etcetc)
2. Watch porn
3. Go outside?
4. Buy Call of Duty and play untill your max level.
5. Beat all the games in your collection
6. Get a freakin' hobby.

 

Your second topic is silly. Anyway, this image is a lie, there are TONS of non-porn related suggestions given, just READ.

Spoiler

 

Dang, you caught that already.

 

u mad bro?

Tons of great suggestions earlier on. Maybe you should reread and try some of them.

 

Yes. You can stop now. It's annoying.

 

A serious answer for a change.
How about watching TV. Watch every single show you come across and 24 hours is bound to pass pretty fast.


(And goddamit, the nail polish is making it hard to type... >_>)

 

Does this mean you're female, or just one of those guys that wears nail polish every now and again?
I never did see a definite answer on your gender. :3