How to make time pass?

For the last time: I'M NOT GAY!!!!

 

The first step is denial FYI. Baby steps man.

 

Pffffff. That's obviously just your cover.
Don't worry, some of us are capable of accepting people for what they are.

 

Exactly my point. I'M NOT F*CKING GAY!!!!!

No I'm serious. I really am homophobic!

 

how can you be afraid of your own kin, it makes no sense.

 

The homophobes are the real gays out there. They just can't accept it, so they choose to hate it.

 

@Seph/Loony: I think "don't call people gay" should be on the forum rules cause I'm getting really pissed off...

 

Nobody is directly calling you gay. It's just heavily implied. Heavily.

 

calm down drama queen, we dont want a hissy fit on our hands. think of penises and relax

 

Everyone SHUT THE HELL UP and get back on topic!

 

On topic:

- Look at more penises than you already do. Even though you do it already, you can do it even more to help time pass more quickly.

 

Or rather, topic:

How exactly do I make YEARS, not HOURS, pass quicklier?

 

You do realize that even if you really are not gay, remarks like you just said make it appear you are a homophobe or an outright Gay hater.

 

Don't pop a blood vessel.

Your opening question has been answered, countless times. Many of the suggestions can make years pass by.
All excellent answers:
"Suicide, fap, job, college, look at penises, read, discuss, get yourself banned from various internet forums".

He is. He hates himself.

 

I made it clear a couple of posts ago that I am indeed a homophobic.

Not gonna do.

 

treec cynda; nathan would really like to spend some time with you, but he's too shy to ask you himself, maybe you could give him your phone number and you two can organize a picnic or something.

i'm sure time will fly when you are together.

 

Oh Nex, you know I have a commitment to you already. Would cheating on you give the relationship more passion? :3