How old are you?

If I told you my age, the very fabric of time and space will tear

 

Old enough to be a pedophile.

Heh, nah I'm actually just 18.

 

So you're a pedophile in the making, eh?

 

Hah when you put it that way.

I guess I am.

 

Surely not, theres way to many kids to have an average age that high.
I do massively bring that average up though.

 

i bet you are at least 30

 

keep going

 

38 or 39 right

 

No im only 31, not far off 32.
Feel old on here though, do you lot realise how lucky you are? when I were a lad we had to work down the coal mines 15 hour days and we didn't have running water, oh no that was for the rich people. And did I tel you about the time I.......zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

you arnt old dont feel down

 

._.
2 months to 17

 

Yeah, 24 is a bit high, maybe 21-ish.

 

Well, I had you pegged closer to my age.

 

same as the number of the page xD

 

December and then im 14 ±P

 

Dude your young. Gerard Butler was 39 when he did 300 and he looked better than anyone at any age.

 

Thats kinda funny because I also have the body and a beard.
Old people are cool, you young 'uns can should respect your elders more. You can start by donating me all your download points

 

Well if what you said about resembling King Leonidas is true getting our download points shouldn't be too hard

Though I actually believe you are fit because I know you do martial arts.

 

I wish i resembled him, he's good looking. Ive got a broken nose, a big scar running through my eyebrow and a GINGERY beard lol

 

Those were so fake in the movie
THIS...IS...STEROIDS!!!