How EVIL are you?

It always begins with candy...

 

i still think im more evil when i peed on the bubbler

 

das just GROSS

 

still..

 

I grunt excessively when pooping in public restrooms.

 

I second that.

 

this thread has a purpose??

 

Not really, it's just junk that should really be in the Forum Games and Jokes & Random section. If not then Locked is always a good idea.

 

For the record though, I'm more evil than all of you.

 

There is this guy who walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. He asks what it is all about and the barman tells him he'll tell him later.

So he asks the barman for a drink and the barman says,
'Before you get your drink you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish.'

'OK,' says the guy.

He goes to the bottle and rubs it and, boom, out comes a genie, who says,
'You have one wish.'

The man thinks about it and then wishes for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke fills the room and when the smoke clears there are a million ducks crowding the bar.

He tells the barman,
'Hey, I didn't want a million ducks.'

The barman replies, 'You think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?'