How EVIL are you?

Killing sims... evil... Yeah, right...

 

Apparently trying to set a church on fire with it's own easter candles and bibles is evil, but hey I only managed to burn baby jesus, a few bibles and one of those cushions that people kneel on before they put out the fire and banned me.
But that's only evil to Christians, to sane people it's just a waste of materials.

 

Lmfao

I once went into a church to cleans my muddy shoes on their red carpet. Then left them to clean it up. Mwaha.

 

I bet they loved it. :3

 

I would tell you that they did.. But then I would be lieing.. :

 

They should be glad to clean for their 'god' shouldn't they? :33333

 

With friends, we are always going out to eat something during religion lessons. Teacher is a loser, and he can't do a thing about it : We also stole and destroyed two dictionaries on his lessons, he did nothing as well. I'm almost sorry for this guy ^-^ In addition, last time I was in church, was something like year ago, and it was just because I was forced to...

 

I tend to stay on the brighter side of things nowadays but when i was a freshman in high school and not yet come out of my shell (aka nerd Central) I definitely had some evil ass thoughts of what i could do to some of the older pricks that picked on me and just about everyone they could.. anywho i got an awesome story to go along with this

Bout a week ago a friend visited that the neighborhood and I hadn't seen in a couple months.. He was off at college and what not and he met a girl and started dating her.. now to clarify the situation.. He is pretty athletic, one of those kids who is really really weird and everyone in school knew him cuz he did the craziest shit.. not even bad stuff just like wholesome weird shit.. eventually ended up as prom king.. that whole deal.. so yeah we see him with the girl and I am not saying anything against larger women...but she was a little on the hefty side..especially compared to him.. Now keep in mind this is his first girlfriend... now this brings me to the Evil/hilarious side of it

How they met - Summed Up

They both got really drunk at some party on campus

He took her back to his place

They made out and he performed a certain activity on her .. blah blah

and the Kicker

Once he/she finished - he called her FAT xD

she was apparantly so upset and emotional from being wasted that she balled her eyes out in front of him while he laughed and she ran home

a week later they started dating


Hope you have enjoyed this touching tale

 

this is lame and not even remotely evil... HyPnoS has the "head-cut attempt counter-attack" ... everybody knows that
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Oh fuck,i just remembered another thing...


When i was something like 13, we knew a German kid who went in the same school i went. He was 1 or 2 years older. And i slapped him when i asked he should pronounce the letter "R" properly ,not like Germans where they say "AHR" (you know...). Yes,this was stupid and evil.
Also,we tied him to a tree (told him it was a test) and attached on his FACE 10 or so of those things when you use to hang your wet clothes to dry off ? (shit,forgot how you call it...its like,made of wood or plastic that has a springy inside).We said he must endure,so he can then defend himself against hacks who picked at him (he tried to be tough with me...he failed and became a total wimp).Plus he had to pay us so we could "teach him resistance"... i mean,this was so fucking degenerated. I also laughed when i saw older kids pick him up and throw him in the garbage bin/trash can (there was not so much garbage than paper though)...

I felt guilty and became his friend afterwards...
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ahahahahaha oh man ,this one made my day ...
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i slept with a 5 years older woman (i was 17) ....she happened to be a girlfriend of one of my good friends.
Also, i asked a very cute girl - when i was 16 yrs old - the following: "would you like to go on a date? yes? well i dont want to" because i hated her guts... 3 years later we were together.And she is still a hottie (very attractive).My very best friend realy liked her,but never had her attention.I treated her like crap and she adored me ... well,when we were together i was a gentleman and i absolutely adored her.She dumped me after a year or so,lol.This is KARMA folks I deserved it

Oh man, so many memories... i swear its not from a movie (i cross my heart/dick/whatever)

 

I thought this was about being evil? It seems not, everybody is talking about how they breach their taboos, or prey on minorities, that's not evil, it's just shortsighted and ignorant crap.
Evil is not what others condemn you for it is what you condemn yourself for.
Evil is internal, it is not about what you do but about who you are, and who you are is up to you. If you want to label yourself as evil, that is up to you, but when you self label with such terms expect the rest of us to laugh at you.
Evil is not power it's just silly. Power comes not from God or Devil but from within.
So you think you are evil?

Wow, that's a new story. How cool are you? for a late teen I guess you where a late developer.

 

how cool am i ? i wasnt talking about coolness ,you pompous prick ... i was just remembering something i considered "evil" or nasty ,so to speak... and everyone here is talking about these occurances,for shits and giggles. If you fail at that,i thank goodness that i was a late teen by your standards (another assumption,since i am no longer a teen,nor was i discussing every facet of my intimate teen life in that sentense),better than an un-developed one like yourself ... excuse me,i borrowed your trade : assumption made on weak grounds

anyway,say something that you did , something YOU consider being EVIL ... or else STFU. You are inventing hot water ,dude.you said nothing new.
Btw,i am not even remotely religious... i think you assume too much. ...and that is evil

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I must object on the bullshit fact that evil is not about how you ACT but how you feel ... there are universal moral values that people tend to supress because many lack the conviction or the courage to face obstacles.

 

being rude =! evil

 

being rude =! evil
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indeed...

 

hmmm? That was sweet.

 

I'm going to stab every one of you with your own dinner fork - to decide which fork in your silver drawer to use I will play eeny meeny miney mo - If you do not own a silverwear drawer containing silverwear I will simply provide my own fork

>U

 

i dont get it ...what was sweet?
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WTF?

 

Is this thread's only purpose to allow people to brag about how much of an asshole they are? If so, it ain't cool, folks.

If things continue like this, I sincerely wish you all well in later life.

 

I hid this troll of a little girl's DS for a few months and then when she upset my little brother, I put her DS in the free pile of a trash salvage station.

 

I took two pieces of candy instead of one at the bank.OMG

 

that's not evil..that's funny lol