How do YOU get a date/relationship/whatever you call it?

conrannex is right.

 

with rag and chloroform.

I kid.

I dunno. It just happens. :)

 

I'd do you, if you weren't such a prude. Now all you need to do is get some fucking motivation to do something with your otherwise worthless life and you'll be rolling well in the "attracting guys" stakes. Decent people such as myself actually find a level of self-respect and self-sufficiency endearing. Hell, my date's in her first year of a nursing degree.

 

... True stories?
Im fascinated by how you live
Literally
Socializing is a powerful ability, one that can passively enhance a bodies capabilities
Now be active, out going or at least talk
Can't live your whole life alone and shy

Well If you want a date..
I'll try not to be cliche but
You have to be able to love yourself to love another
(Basically clean yourself up to who you wish to shape yourself to be, not what you let yourself become)
Then you can move on to finding someone
Think through those words, and ask yourself
Who am I? What do I do in this world? What am I still doing?

Clear mindset will get you out of unsocial behavior

I am fairly anti-social, not because I hate talking
I just don't like small-talk, it wastes time and time is precious
But along socializing you realize it help you keep yours spirits up when things get rough or just boring
So socializing is a great wonder one that you shouldn't shy away from

Lol anyways all together..
You've got a long way to go..
Could be a bumpy road for you to get into just "communicating"
But.. just make the effort, it'll be worthwhile

 

acquire target
say hello to target
state your name
wait for target to state name
if target does not state name, ask for name
say nice to meet you "target"
ask how target is doing
ask why target feeling the way target is
if conversation continues easy, stay with target
if conversation is hard to continue, say you have to go
acquire new target