How do YOU get a date/relationship/whatever you call it?

I CHARGE BY THE HOUR

 

That brief moment when you take a dump

 

i'd respond to this thread but its more fun to read than respond sadly

 

zip ties

 

chlorophorm

 

Don't forget the trunk of your car!

 

ask if she wants to see ur dungeon

 

Wanna see my basement?

 

God. This is still going on?

 

yep

 

No you're dreaming.

 

Josef, I like your random tiling it looks cool. Do you wanna come do my basement?

 

That was my original post because I was unaware that the OP was a girl, soo...

Lol at these freakin posts.

Anyway, sweetie, just don't even worry about relationships now. If it isn't going your way at the moment, than forget it altogether. Trust me, it's better that way. Let it come to you hunny.

 

Isn't the op a girl? bro

 

Didn't notice that, haha. Well I still stand by what I said. I'll edit my other post real quick.

Is that better msg? I like to impress the forums superiors.

 

Tell me who they are, I want to impress too!

 

You Sir Lancelot.

 

No im just a lowly user, what makes you think im a superior?

 

You act that way lol.

 

Maybe its because I got a higher score than you on my test by about 500%