How can I convince my mum to buy me a baseball bat covered in nails?

lol, u actually took the test...

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Thats a really gay looking sword. Handles too short, all the weights at the front its gonna take a month to swing that thing.

 

i believe it's plastic...

 

HEY i asked 4 one too!!! XD
unFROTunately she wouldnt buy me 1.

but she did get me this instead..........

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ITS LIKE A BAT AND A BATON AND A HAMMER BUT IT SHAKES TOO LMAO XD
I CALL IT THE POWER FIST!!!!!!

 

A gay looking plastic katana? I'll take the baseball bat anyday.

 

on a serious note...WTF!
They even emphasize on the curve of the tube, lol...
http://titanmentools.com/
I taught it was actually a gay looking dremel of some sort...

 

Tell her that clubbing a seal with a regular baseball bat is ineffective.

 

Problem with that is that she tested the theory herself to prove me wrong.

I managed to talk her into letting me get one though. I just had to sell some of my slaves that I have running my illicit electronic device business is all.

 

Aw fuck naw. That's unacceptable. Gather them up again and lock them in your basement.

 

do you have any friends you can sell? non-slaves go by with a higher price

 

I asked my mom to buy me one.
Now she's keeping it all to herself to pick off the neighbours one by one.

Better keep the ex-husbands away first, pal.

 

Aren't you in college? Tell your mom it's absolutely essential, to kill off your professors.

 

Tell your mother that your daughter has been biten by a zombie and you need it for protection from the zombies so you can win some medicine for your daughter

 

wtf reider y