How a seven year old explains sex?

Bah...I should've known you'd all find it funny....
Pesky kids...

 

no,... I thought it was corny like

There were 3 guys, that died. all of them were sent to the Devil at their death.

The devil asked the frist one: What did you do to come down here?
The first man replied:I Cheated on my Wife
The Devil replies to the man, I now send you to stay in a room with unlimited beautiful women for 10,000 years!

Then he asks the second man, and he replies: I drank beer all the time
The devil replies: I now send you to be in a room filled with unimited beer for 10,000 years!

Finally, he asks the third man, and he replies: I smoked...Crack
The devil then sentences him: I send you to a room filled with unlimited crack for 10,000 years!

10,000 years had passed, and he finally let's each one of the out.

He opened the door to the first man, who cheated on his wife, and he cam out running, while shouting: I'm Gay! I'M GAY!!!!

The next door opened with a man throwing up right on his...feet...: Ahh!!! I'm never going to drink beer again!

Finally, the last door was opened, but nobody was running, or shouting, the man just sat there, crying, so the devil asked what was wrong, and the man replied with tears in his eyes: Do you have a light man?


OR

Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?"
"No," the second guy says.
"Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says.
"Oh," says the second guy.
A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, "Did you see that?"
"See what?" the second guy asks.
"Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there."
"Oh."
A few minutes later the first guy says: "Did you see that?"
By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, "Yes, I did!"
And the first guy says: "Then why did you step in it?"

 

I don't get it.

 

A crack addict left in a room full of crack for 10000 years without a light....

 

that was off the top of my mind... I'm pretty sure I'm missing alot in that joke....

 

those jokes are worth it but the little boy one is kinda disturbing/funny...like any spongebob episode ever

 

holy god damn. that has got to be the oldest bump to the history of mankind. seriously, this thread is 2 years old!

 

You think thats big?Yeah right.I've bumped a thread from 2004 on another site this year.

 

then you're an asshole
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hey wait, how did a guest post a topic?

 

If a threads there,might as well do something with it. Even if its just the old fashion "Bump"

 

you gotta lock it

 

holy crap why?

 

Yeah, but most thread creators these days dont.
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Fuck if I know.I was bored and they needed to lock the thread or something.

 

nut?

 

Was soposed to be "but"

 

He would of been around when romU had guest accounts, or he had been deleted from the forum database.

Regardless, wtf guys, you necroposted needlessly....


On topic-

...that's a long damn story about sex

 

romU had guest accounts? since when?

 

i guess before u joined

 

I think it says that when someone gets banned.Cause I was here back in 2008,and I dont remember guest accounts.