Hentai VS the real thing..

Actually...It does...

Have anybody ever told you that you take the littliest things into consideration too much? But I think I know what're trying to. Y-You're tryin' to make an argument outta this...aren't you?

Well, I'm not interested...Didn't you read my text thingy. LOL

...And also, yes, lesbians are find.

 

I hate lesbians. So much tits. It's like a free milk kitchen.

Futa's are best. They're like a bento.
Nomnom.

 

Fucking futas, how do they work?

Cheer up Nat, I still like your tits.

Yes, and I love you. Let's kiss with tongue.

 

Vags when a guy is around and then magically pull penises out when with girls.
KEWLRITE.

 

It's fucking magic, obviously. Although seriously, how does a woman wake up one day and sees that her vagina is now a hulking 9 inch penis? That's crazy AND intriguing.

Thank you devon, but now it's not just about my breastses, but also about my exhibitionist side of me. First my tits, then a fetish of mine?! What next? MY MOTHER?

 

Sounds awesome. Deadpan.

Futa artists tend to give them massive wangs, except one flat loli in an unnamed manga, who has a tiny little penis but shoots literally buckets of cum.

Why I'm sharing this information... I don't know.

I would pay you money to watch you shower and walk around your house naked, and your mother. Or not.

What do you want me to say? I'll say it.

 

That is strange, or normal considering the context. Also it's sometimes more than 9 inches and frankly, that scares me a lot.

You're so sweet. This is the most sincere thing I've seen posted on this forum!!!!

 

In the same manga there was another loli with a 14-inch cum hose. I guess the artist was compensating there. She could easily lick her own penis.

Yes, cum hose. No exaggeration.

Also, I hate hentai. For real.

Ehehe... hehe. Kitchen.

 

Why would you be reading that? Don't you hate porn with men in it?

Can't say I'm the biggest hentai fan, yaoi, futa, tentacles, and a couple other ones used to excite me, then I got bored of it entirely. True story, cool story.

My statement remains true.

k

 

Sometimes I look past the cover, I was wondering why the black bar was so huge.

And I do hate porn with men in it. I can safely say my stash is filled with lesbian porn, a good 60 percent is Japanese lesbians, because they really look like they enjoy it the least.

 

Is crying a turn on in Asian countries or what?

 

Don't forget wacko ero games. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hentai-game-reviews/water-closet.php

 

I find this thread more arousing than both Hentai and porn.

 

I find your avatar more arousing than sex.

 

i get the feeling i'm righ to fear that link

 

It's just a Something Awful review, nothing to worry about.

 

If you start liking the game being reviewed though, then it's a good time to get a little worried.

 

I can lick my own penis.

Just saying.

I am rather flexible though.

 

what game is it being reviewed?

 

Water Closet.

Come on, how bad can it be? Heh...