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Hentai VS the real thing..

Discussion in 'Debates' started by Usher Down, Oct 20, 2010.

  1. T-Dub

    T-Dub Well-Known Member

    Actually...It does...

    Have anybody ever told you that you take the littliest things into consideration too much? But I think I know what're trying to. Y-You're tryin' to make an argument outta this...aren't you?

    Well, I'm not interested...Didn't you read my text thingy. LOL

    ...And also, yes, lesbians are find.
     
  2. Zydaline

    Zydaline Well-Known Member

    I hate lesbians. So much tits. It's like a free milk kitchen.

    Futa's are best. They're like a bento.
    Nomnom.
     
  3. Devon

    Devon Well-Known Member

    Fucking futas, how do they work?

    Cheer up Nat, I still like your tits.

    Yes, and I love you. Let's kiss with tongue.
     
  4. Zydaline

    Zydaline Well-Known Member

    Vags when a guy is around and then magically pull penises out when with girls.
    KEWLRITE.
     
  5. Natewlie

    Natewlie A bag of tricks

    It's fucking magic, obviously. Although seriously, how does a woman wake up one day and sees that her vagina is now a hulking 9 inch penis? That's crazy AND intriguing.

    Thank you devon, but now it's not just about my breastses, but also about my exhibitionist side of me. First my tits, then a fetish of mine?! What next? MY MOTHER?
     
  6. Devon

    Devon Well-Known Member

    Sounds awesome. Deadpan.

    Futa artists tend to give them massive wangs, except one flat loli in an unnamed manga, who has a tiny little penis but shoots literally buckets of cum.

    Why I'm sharing this information... I don't know.

    I would pay you money to watch you shower and walk around your house naked, and your mother. Or not.

    What do you want me to say? I'll say it.
     
  7. Natewlie

    Natewlie A bag of tricks

    That is strange, or normal considering the context. Also it's sometimes more than 9 inches and frankly, that scares me a lot.

    You're so sweet. This is the most sincere thing I've seen posted on this forum!!!!
     
  8. Devon

    Devon Well-Known Member

    In the same manga there was another loli with a 14-inch cum hose. I guess the artist was compensating there. She could easily lick her own penis.

    Yes, cum hose. No exaggeration.

    Also, I hate hentai. For real.

    Ehehe... hehe. Kitchen.
     
  9. Natewlie

    Natewlie A bag of tricks

    Why would you be reading that? Don't you hate porn with men in it?

    Can't say I'm the biggest hentai fan, yaoi, futa, tentacles, and a couple other ones used to excite me, then I got bored of it entirely. True story, cool story.

    My statement remains true.

    k
     
  10. Devon

    Devon Well-Known Member

    Sometimes I look past the cover, I was wondering why the black bar was so huge.

    And I do hate porn with men in it. I can safely say my stash is filled with lesbian porn, a good 60 percent is Japanese lesbians, because they really look like they enjoy it the least.
     
  11. Natewlie

    Natewlie A bag of tricks

    Is crying a turn on in Asian countries or what?
     
  12. Zydaline

    Zydaline Well-Known Member

    Don't forget wacko ero games. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hentai-game-reviews/water-closet.php
     
  13. usernameladiesman217

    usernameladiesman217 Well-Known Member

    I find this thread more arousing than both Hentai and porn.
     
  14. Zydaline

    Zydaline Well-Known Member

    I find your avatar more arousing than sex.
     
  15. Nitemare_ Plague

    Nitemare_ Plague Well-Known Member

    i get the feeling i'm righ to fear that link
     
  16. Devon

    Devon Well-Known Member

    It's just a Something Awful review, nothing to worry about.
     
  17. Zydaline

    Zydaline Well-Known Member

    If you start liking the game being reviewed though, then it's a good time to get a little worried.
     
  18. usernameladiesman217

    usernameladiesman217 Well-Known Member

    I can lick my own penis.

    Just saying.

    I am rather flexible though.
     
  19. Nitemare_ Plague

    Nitemare_ Plague Well-Known Member

    what game is it being reviewed?
     
  20. Devon

    Devon Well-Known Member

    Water Closet.

    Come on, how bad can it be? Heh...