Hello, ladies.

And how sure are you that everyone is who he/she appears to be, in this fine new world which we call the internet? Just as in the living world, where people hide behind masks and lies to protect and conceal their true hearts, so too do the people of the internet do the same. Just as you cannot ascertain my sex and had your hopes of finding a suitable conquest been dashed, I cannot say for certain that you are a gentleman and may very well be, in fact, a woman, who was enamored and entranced by my verbose rebuttal of your statement..

 

Oh yeah. That was a typo. I didn't catch it till you pointed it out.

 

As I said, my ideal world, where everything would work.

Oh don't play tsundere with me, you charming lady, you.
I can tell you're very glad to have me here.

Yes, the pink gender symbol caught my eye.
I hope to 'bump' in to you, definitely.
Having fun and staying active is what I do best.

Oh my, I certainly hope you are, you'd be able to whisper sweet nothings in to my ear whilst I sensually touch you in your sweet sweet places.
So hey, I'm more than willing to spot check every member of Romulation to find out your gender, but watch out, my hands can get frisky.

Oh, of course.

 

... You need to calm down a bit, my boy.

 

heh, Ladies man you are indeed.

 

I'm sorry, young lady, but I'm nobody's boy. I'm not a one lady kind of guy.

I'm very glad that you agree.

 

I don't doubt that.

 

Good girl, it's futile to tell me to cool down when with the ladies...

I'm on FIRE!

 

Well then, I can assure you that I am, in fact, a man. You are more than free to inquire about my gender from any of the fine members of this community. And I have to say, while your offer is enticing, I would have to, respectfully, decline. I do not wish to be rubbed down by another of my gender. However if you are, in reality, a female, then by all means, you are free to do as you wish. But until I have found significant evidence stating otherwise, I'm afraid we would have to be "just friends"

And here is proof of my gender, if you need it: http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=12944.1075

 

Such a shame, but thank you very much for introducing me to such an 'interesting' thread.

 

I nearly forgot about that thread...thanks for bringing it back up...

 

You are most welcome, both of you.

 

Oh God... Now look what you've done, Toff...

 

...I might delete my picture no---- I hate quotes -.-'

 

"Lady collection" folder: 12,374 files. Last updated: 20:35 Friday 03 December.

 

O.O...Pictures...so many...O.O Why?!

 

... What?

 

Who said they're just pictures?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHIIATt0BaM

 

...OOkkaayyy....

Well, Introductions are necessary and I have welcomed you once, so I bid adieu for the night, Bye [=

 

I hope you have good dreams, I know they will be if I'm in them.