Have you ever....

Yes *shuttereds* that was a really wet dream

have you ever felt that you were part of a bigger plan of evolution?

 

yes there out there and they'll get you

have you ever been to area 51

 

no

have you ever meet abraham lincoln?

 

No

Have you ever met any politician?

 

no.

have you ever seen Ivalice?

 

yes in ff tatics.

Have you ever invaded a thread with the intention of spreading insanity?

 

no

have you ever meet Yamapi?

 

... no; i think.
Do you have ever wanted to buy another flashcard?

 

no since I don't have any

have you ever wanted to buy SNES console recently?

 

Yes, classics rock!

Have you ever been to court?

 

no

have you ever meet a judge?

 

nope, clean history (for now)

Do you own a real sword (or dangerous weapon)?

 

No.
Have you ever had a girlfriend ;D

 

NO(yeah,that sucks..)

have you ever had a boyfriend?

 

no,

have you ever shouted something embarrasing in public while you were listening to music from your headphones?

 

sadly YES

have you ever walked into wendy's wanting a hotdog

 

Nope.

Have you ever received a large paycheck meant for someone else?

 

Nope.
Have you ever tried to lick a cold metal pole with your tongue?

 

yep

 

yes and it did stick for a little bit but i got it off

have you ever punched someone really hard in the face?

you didnt put a question so im answering will's