Have you ever....

Uh, no?
Have you ever questioned yourself why you do exist?

 

kinda

have you ever ate something that is not edible?

 

Yep, people do not try that @ home ! XD
have ever watched a movie that scared the crap out of you?

 

ET scared me the first time I watched it lol.

have you ever gone a month or more without video games?

 

NEVER (i'll die of boredom xD)

have you ever stared at the the sun for too long?

 

yes nothing happens

Have you ever farted then blamed it on someone else?

 

No, I proudly admit it haha

Have you ever broken a bone?

 

Nope!
Have you ever been in jail?

 

No I don't get caught

Have you ever been high as fuck?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2spZ-NDfS4

 

no.
have you ever got caught when you was skipping school?

 

no

have you ever thought you were being followed

 

yes

have you ever liked Dora?

 

yes
have you ever wondered if snake was gay for otacon

 

no

have you ever had trauma?

 

no,

have you ever cried so hard?

 

yeah, out of laughter...

have you ever wet your pants?

 

yes, when i was a kid

have you ever stolen something non-valuable?

 

nope, I always pick valuables....
(don't send me to the police lets make it our secret)

do you smoke?

 

no. never.

have you ever swiped the salt and pepper shakers from a restaurant?

 

nevah!

have you ever ate something and threw it at someone's face because your disgusted about the tastE?