Have you ever....

Yeah.

Have you ever drunk an apple?

 

Apple juice, yeah

Have you ever eaten a full lemon?

 

no... half is ok

have you ever eaten a bug

 

No.

Have you ever wished to be someone from a cartoon?

 

Yeah.

Have you ever stolen something?

 

yea have you ever screamed randomly

 

No.
Have you ever had a disease which you can't drink more tha half a glass of water a day, or else you vomit?

 

No, I'd be a ball of tears if that happened.

Have you ever skipped class to sneak off campus?

 

Not in college yet, but I mostly likely will.

Have you ever taken a hot dog and threw it on the GROOOOOOOOOOOOUUNND?

 

No. I don't like hotdogs :

Have you ever made someone pissed off because he thinks you're the bf of the girl he likes?

 

Seeing how I have a cooch, I can't say I've been through that.

Have you ever woke your pet up on purpose just to pet it?

 

yush
have you ever read a really REALLY big book?!

 

yup. three times in fact.

have you ever eaten something, spit it out, then eat it again?

 

Yes, because it was usually really, really hot.

Have you ever been tased in the butthole?

 

no... *cough*

have you ever actually thought of a reason why NOT to be a superhero?

 

Yeah.I coudn't find any, then I though some more, and found one.

Have you ever said you love someone, even if you coudn't even eat this person's poop?