Have you ever....

Yes, almost died.

Have you ever stepped on you friend's dog (or pet, or whatever.)?

 

yes (almost died on that action)

have you ever speed ran a game in 3 days

 

nope

have you ever peed in your pants?

 

yes
have you ever woken up on top of your gf/bf?

 

not YET. XD

have you ever died?

 

yup
have you ever got a pokemon game and finished it while still in the game shop
then returned it?

 

haha NO

have you ever kissed a girl?

 

yes when i was in prep XD
have you every walked in a room and your friend is doing his/her gf/bf?

 

no, but that would be interesting

have you ever french kissed with your mom?

 

eew no
have you attempted to give some one a BJ?

 

what's a BJ?

 

a blow umm you know the other word

 

oooh. so you it that way. interesting
nope, haven't found the right guy yet.

have you ever put on some lipstick?

 

yeah lol lip gloss it was floured XD
have you ever tried to put a condom on lol?

 

you're such a green dude. but no. haha

have YOU ever tried to put on a condom?

 

lol faild non fit its too small i mean huge that was a urrm.... typo

have you ever tried and fell on someone and then you say "thanks for breaking my fall"?

 

LOL. nope.

have you ever even had a girlfriend before?

 

once, but she dumped me, for a guy with a larger ... shlong

have you ever kissed before?

 

depends on one's point of view. XD

have you ever skipped school?

 

never, only stupid people do stupid things

have you ever been kissed?