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Pent it up...pressureize...

Like soft drink, more gas, quicker explosion, less pent up gas...the more weak it becomes.

And no, I don't even know what an exhibitionist is

 

I couldn't be more pent-up if I tried. And believe me, I've tried.

By the way, an exhibitionist is a person who's aroused by having other people watch him / her / him-her jack off.

 

...Well give it a LONG time, you can be more pent up...


Try a challenge a mate did, a month, you'll live and be insanly horny maybe XD

...And eww, reminds me of a mate...I had to kick his nuts a few times..sicko...

 

It sounds fun, but no. Besides, I'm not fond of the idea of you inadvertently being my top...

 

can you last a month? i cant, i wake up sticky.....

 

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As long as your not attracted to me, it's all well and good...

Speaking of which...messo, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GUY IN THAT NURSE OUTFIT!?

 

I can barely last a day...

I'm not.

Yeah, I did.

 

BURN.

Messo, if it legit takes you up to an hour to get off, with a little practice, you'd make that woman/man happy indeed.

Although the frequency of your sessions may be because of your teenage dependency on that sort of thing, which I kinda hope is the case. If not, welcome to my world! Yay for hedonism, gogogogo. Also, anyone would be surprised how much I have sessions at times, oh man.

 

I am not surprised at all. In fact I would probably be underwhelmed.

Also, I chose to go see Iron Man 2 with my uncle tonight instead of sex with a decent-looking girl. You know your relationships are good when you can make these sorts of decisions.

 

this has gone from relationship advice to the immature horny male thread

 

to be fair, most romu threads end up at the immature horny male stage at one point or another, there's no point in denying the inevitable.

 

Excuse me Messo has a serious problem and if you don't like it you can leave. Also I am a mature, moderately horny male.

But back to what the topic is supposed to be about: relationship problems. Oh wait, I have none since I don't find numerous casual sexual relationships nor my rather blurry definition of my sexuality to be a problem.

 

Love Advice, Fighting Advice, and now advice on blowing your load.
My god.
Why didn't I find this sooner? XD

 

To be fair most males on RomUlation are just horny balls of sperm >.>

 

Correction, most of us have crazy balls of sperm.


Imagine the kids...eww...

 

Man if I imagine the kids anymore I'll sprain my wrist.

JUST KIDDING. I've also got $5 on no one noticing this text when they quote it and just assuming I'm a pedophile.

 

i saw the text

 

HELLO NURSE!

 

Why does Romu have an agony aunt?

 

because most of us need help