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So my penis has been working out more than usual and its been getting sore even after about two uses within a one hour period.

How do i destroy Muhammad?

 

You shouldn't feel sore at your penis just because he's trying to bring a little more money into the household; it's only natural that he is so tired given the amount of work he has to do to keep up with up with the carpet-shampooing expenses.

Is that what you call your boyfriend's ass? Naming stuff like that seems too Sex and the City for my tastes; but each to their own.
You could try using some sort of sadist fetish implement.

 

I got horny at school today. Before I knew it, I was typing lusty gay porn' instead of my report on genetics. AND IT WENT ON LIKE THIS FOR TWO HOURS.

Dammit puberty...
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I just got back from school, so now I'm going to go take a shower. A hot, steamy, shower. And I will be naked. And of course, my trusty change holder will be with me.

Are you guys visualising this yet?

 

Only with someone with a steak knife coming your way...

We are getting a little too off topic here...

 

No we arent, you're off topic!

How do i build proper ventilation in my basement's hidden compartments without any possibility of sound escaping the room?

 

watchasay?(what did you say?) ..and i love you for that LOL
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by the way..how old are you boy?

 

do you not realise what kind of damage you are doing to your brain when you watch porn?

 

Cheh. I was writing porn' at the time, not watching it. And you've no idea what it's like to be a horny teenager with blue balls 24/7, do you? It's not like I CHOSE to go through all this.

-squeals- Someone called me "boy"... Anyway I'm fourteen. One of the most annoying ages to be at. You're at that point where you're progressing into adult hood but then adults never take you seriously, and though everyone knows how sexually frustrated teenagers are they always treat us like we're some sort of libido-free creatures... What? And why can't I get a job at the age of fourteen? Operating a cash register is somehow abusive? If the youth could just get jobs earlier I bet they'd learn to be more responsible, yeah? The only way to get adults to take you seriously is to lug three philosophy books along with Vanity Fair and still they never take you seriously, condescending to you about issues and ideas they themselves don't even know a thing about!

Ugh.

 

Messo, I'm not normally one for homosexual activities but I will cuddle with you for being so coherent and for being the most awesome minor since me and Ben were 17.

Also, I eventually managed to channel my horniness into something productive: being sexually attractive to both men and women. I'm nowhere as good at it as Seal (I would jump his Swedish bones in a second) but yeah I get so much sex now. Feels good man.

 

I can't do that 'cuz I have no money to buy condoms... Also the vibe I'm getting from society is that it's illegal for fourteen-year-olds to buy condoms. It may not be, but that's just what happens when you make sex such a taboo subject.

 

At least wait a year or so, starting early for me was lame shit. Also, I still have those stirrings of shame when I buy a box of condoms. It's irritating. FUCK SOCIETY. FUCK YOU MAKING ME STILL FEEL A LITTLE DIRTY FOR BUYING CONTRACEPTIVES EVEN THOUGH I SOMETIMES DON'T USE THEM.

 

Thinking about it, even if I did have a ready access to contraceptives, there's no one I'd have sweet butt sex with... Well, there's my cat, but...

 

None at all, it's the viewer's own metal state before watching that stuff that's messed up.

No offence but...except for the many at romU, the ones I see daily are...well as dumb as dog crap.


Maybe it's because Australian kids/those born here are tainted with Western views and are thus dumb, maybe it's because I'm in the Outer suburbs where all the morons go, I dunno.

It's only because alot of kids at 13 and below don't think about some of the consequences at such an age, I sure you'd know them, but alot won't.


Which is why having a kid at 12 is such a problem, it's...just wrong.


Body wise your more suited at 16, mentally 18+ is prehaps advised...use the time to explore things...heck maybe you can have the entire knoledge of the karma sutra by the time your my age XD

One tiem during a sex ed class our teacher taught us how to buy them without feeling...stupid.

He bought a few sweets along with a pack, and the class of 7 guys were with him...seems embarrassing right?


But what we did with the pack removed the dis-comfort...balloon rockets anyone XD

(A few kept a single or 2, but they never got used...well if they lasted this long they would have gotten used if...they didn't want kids...)

Take your time and think, you might find someone, you might not...use this time to think about things.


You might be a sex god by the time your my age, so...yeah learn sex until your legally entitled to

 

You know, I just wish I'd stop feeling horny so much. Or at least be able to jack off and be able to get my rocks off in a time span that takes less than an hour.

Yes, it actually takes me that long. I guess after dealing with blue balls so much, your body makes not coming after an hour or so a norm'. If it were my choice I'd get it done and over with... Ugh...

 

...could try "preping" as I heard.


Look at something for about 10 mins, get that state...then try.

Total time, from what i heard (and was disgusted-this was before I would even think of sex) 40 mins.

 

Oh, that works for me. Instead of taking two hours I can get it down to 55 minutes. WHICH STILL IS TOO LONG

 

Well you need a GOOD mental image, like one that blows your mind, and instead of a static mental image...try just thinking they are right there...


This is just a guess, but it might work.

 

I do that.

 

..hrm...

Well...

-Try giving breaks than constantly doing it, I heard it takes longer if done repeatedly over and over, give it time like once a week, might go faster if it feels "rare

-Don't stick to one person in your dreams

-Try something...different each time



...this is all advice I got from the local radio station XD

 

Once a week are you mad?! I think I'd die by then...

Aside from that I've already done everything you've suggested. I guess my body's just greedy, and it's just really hard to do it without someone actually... Hey wait that last part of the sentence implies I'm an exhibitionist, huh? That's not what I meant! I mean, if I actually did it with someone (preferably someone older and with more experience... and sweet and kind and strong... arms holding me close... shit, I can get horny so easily) I'd probably be a lot less frustrated.