Groovy...

Kid (listing parts he used to make his pet zombie): -and a horse wiener, all combined to make the most powerful zombie in existence!

Laharl: A horse wiener?! Don't let your guard down, this could get tough...

Prinny: A horse wiener is pretty bad-ass itself, dood...

-Disgaea

 

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Mr. Phoenix Wright. I grow tired of the foolish foolery of the foolish fools of this foolish country...
-Franzisca von Karma, Phoenix Write:Ace Attorney - Justice for All.

 

first time i heard that in disgaea was funny but now im curios what the stats it gives

 

Queen: "We cannot allow the Lambent to pollute the surface. We must bury their infection here.
The world is rightfully ours, and --

Cole: "Delta Squad is in your house, bitch! You hear that shit? All you grubby-ass bitches are going down! Like, way down! Dead down! So down you ain't gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be crying to your skank-ass Queen, 'Oh Mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!' Fuck you! We gonna whoop yo momma's ass! WHOO!"

Baird: "There we go. One muzzled queen. Not you, her. You were great... I love your speech there, especially with the bitch-ass stuff. Very good, very enlightening."

-Gears of War 2

 

"I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world, and cleanse it in the fires of destruction. I am Hakumen. The end has come!"
-Hakumen, BlazBlue.

 

"Discoball smashes"
"Damn you mexicans and your glass candy"

-Family Guy-

 

Your mom

Shut up Maggot!-Popo

DBZ Abridged

 

"If i become number one will u do it with me"
no more heroes

Matthew: "#*@%!"

 

Well, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
she's a big fat bitch,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a stupid bitch,
if there ever was a bitch,
she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

-Cartman; South Park

 

"Luke, I am your father"...
decoding breathing:
[decode]damn your mother gave me crabs as well...[/decode]

 

"guess wat my mouth still smells like you dad's dick" john dore

 

You sure bumped this thread XD

 

"IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Dragon Ball.

 

Z

"FRIDAY!!!!!"
Robinson Crusoe 1997

 

Misae: "Now you are going to take YOUR dog outside for a walk, and thats the end of this discussion."
Shinnouske: "You do it."
Misae: "You own the dog, you need to take care of it, when do you ever even feed Shiro!?"
Shinnosuke: "But when do you ever feed me or take care of meee?"
Misae: "... Everyday! Now shut up and take out your DOG, before I lose my temper.."
Shinnosuke: "You must do a bad job then."
Misae: "......*lolrage*"
Shinnosuke: "Evil noogie monster. *Sprays goo from robot on Misae*"


Crayon Shin Chan

Possibly one of my favorite scenes for some reason,