"Good luck, bad luck"

He survived and sued Vash for billions of dollars.

 

But he lost the case and had to pay 1 million dollars

 

but he was in Imagination Land and imagined himself the money.

 

But imagination land doesn't exist so he realised he was dreaming

 

Then he woke up and had a delicious breakfeast.

 

... an expensive one laced with poison.

 

The poison made him go Hulk, but being able to control his powers.

 

but made him stupid as a rock

 

But the poison lasted three seconds, where thereafter he gained an IQ of 999

 

but there's a decimal before the 999

 

But he drank a potion to make himself smart again.

 

wtf when will he die of poison

 

Now.He died of poison.

 

... so The Doctor went back in time to stop him drinking the poison

 

But for once the doctor finally failed and was trapped in space

 

So, in the same randomness that pervades EVERY turn of events in Doctor Who, *insert female companion here* manages to save The Doctor and his TARDIS to save Johnny.

 

But a time paradox killed the doctor.

 

And replaced him with Dr. House.

 

but dr house died

 

But Vicotin saved him.