"Good luck, bad luck"

Because it was gold-painted diamonds.

 

...

 

his prolonged silence kept him safe from the well-hearing leprechaun.

 

then johnny sneeze

 

But the leprechuan needed the toilet and left.

 

A bigger, meaner leprechaun took over his shift.

 

But he was old and weak.

 

with guns

 

water guns.

 

That were electrically charged.

 

with battery that ran out

 

so he used air as a power source instead.

 

but johnny found a bazooka

 

But it had no ammo.

 

because it was a laser bazooka.

 

But it malfunctioned and blew up.

 

after he had thrown it at the troll when he saw it wouldn't work.

 

But another troll eaten him.

 

the troll had no digestive fliuds so johnny escaped.

 

to the trolls secret base