Games that should, but will never exist

Phoenix wright: Jugde Edition

 

pokemon awesome : the pokemon game where u can catch them all without trading

 

Metal D*ck Solid 3: P**sy Eater
(from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater)

 

The game of life. The kind of game that you will play once ye are born until ye die

 

DS game maker DS EDITION

 

The tricky part of the game should be that you have to enter the domicile of said address.. adds some excitement

 

Wind Waker REMAKE for DS

 

Pokémon: Undercover. Starts like Red/Blue/Yellow (yes, I'm retro), but at the bridge where you have to pass 5 trainers, it turns out you have to infiltrate Team Rocket. You become a bad guy, get hypnotised, have the power to change into a Pokémon...

 

Super Smash Brother DS (not the homebrew!)

 

I would love to see Pokemon Murder...i friggin hate Pokemon cartoons everywhere and games being so overrated.Somebody who likes Pokemon better than any Castlevania is surely much younger than me... im practicaly almost a relic,based on the average age in these forums

 

Devil May Cry 5: Virgil's Return
Legend of Zelda: Rape adventures
Final Fantasy 15: Rape Da Hoe <--- it's in Bangaa language and it means ''Legends of the Races''
Lufia 4 : Where is Lufia Dude ?

 

No no ... let me revise what you said:

1. Devil May Cry 5 - VIRGIN's Return ... sounds alot more enticing
2. ... dude, seriously ... no ,just NO
3. what the f...
4. Lufia 5 : Lufia Found

 

XD........I lolled

 

SFVU: Special Fantasy Victims Unit. The first case would be a dragon carrying off a little girl, raping her then eating her. The second would involve a pot smoking Puss in boots conning a king.

 

I think they should make an action rpg version of summon night such as swordcraft story but on the ds and samuraidou (way of the samurai) in english on psp

 

Well,that is a verry good idea actualy...never thought of that.But the part "PSP" sucks ballz ...

LOL me too when i read yours ...i was like WTF

 

This is not a game:

GAME CONVERTOR

convert eg: PSP games to NDS games!
Or even N64

 

I would gladly pay $1 000 000 for Final Fantasy Discomania just to make Cloud dance like a retard.

 

Risks of Unprotected Sex: THE GAME o.o

 

I got the best idea for a mystery game:
Conan Edogawa vs. Artemis Fowl
Imagine Fowl being shown up by someone even younger than he is, of course Butler would kick the crap out of Rachel