Games that should, but will never exist

Kimcity 2
(Simcity) - The most terrifying game ever! (Play as a city mayor under threat from Kim Jong-Il)

 

That actually was a game on the Atari. The Angry Video Game Nerd did a review on it.

 

call of duty: future warefare

 

Math Effect: What Happens When Shepard Became a Mathematician.

 

Resident Weevil: Extermination

 

Assassin's Breed. Look at the assassins breeding.

 

PORNMEON - Playboy Edition - WITH A FREE DENISE MILANI DOLL WITH EVERY POKEMON YOU CATCH-

 

Call of duty 7 world war 3

 

full-life 2

 

grand theft auto- rated E for everyone

 

God of Peace (lots of hippies lead to lots of nudity and drug use so it would be rated M also)

 

Final Fantasy: Unlimited Plus One
World of Evecraft
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Speech
Cock of Nudy: Modern Pornfare

 

Final Fucktasy 6 DS

 

My Language Coach: Wookie (uraaagh means what a fine morning to be alive, Han don't you also think so, though the precipitation is a bit much.)

 

This thread can have my original 2 game designs.
-Sonic RPG (I called it battle sonic, and sonic was a golden robot)
-Tekken vs Killer Instinct (imagine king doing an ultimate grappling combo finisher...*drool*)

And games that should exist in 2010, but won't:
-World of Capcom (street fighter mmo)
-iPod Hero, or World of iPod (apple store customer service line mmo)
-Sports Authority 2010 (pick your game)
-Tycoon / RTS crossover
-The Sims FPS
-Something involving Romulation

 

The Adventures of Shit Pickle 3D

 

Imagine: Kamikaze

 

Animal Crossing vs Pokemon

 

legend of zelda: Link, I hate to say it but Ganondorf popped her cherry...

 

Cup Stacking 2010