First human to live to 1,000 has already been born?

Ludicrous scientific "discussion" aside, I'd say it's a little premature (in more ways than one) to claim that the first person to live past 1000 has been born.

 

Well one should really define "live". I believe with life support and cryogenics, it could be possible to have a human "live" for thousands of years by slowing the metabolic processes that causes cell degeneration to a point to where you could say that the person is not showing the signs of aging. However, I think that having a person live on their own for that long will only be found in the fictional realms that modern society loves to look to for hope and inspiration for a more surreal future.
miros

 

Am I the only one worried about the massive wrinklage that comes with a thousand years of age? Or is it just me?

 

Imagine what 1000 years of gravity would do to a woman. *shudders*

 

You can solve that by hanging upside down for 500 years