Favourite Quotes

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You gonna make biscuits!?!? You gonna make biscuits!?!?!
- Gir , from Invader Zim

 

Hank: Yep..
Dale: Yup...
Bill: Yup...
Boomhower: Mmm-hmm..
- King of the Hill

 

"You are the Minnesota Miracle Man Gordon, so be that man"
--- Hans, D2: The Mighty Ducks

 

*Megaman ambushes Pharoh and steals his power*
Megaman: Now I've got your power!
Pharohman: *Punches megaman in the face*

 

You are my new best friend.

 

"Are my nipples delicious?"

It's from a children's book, I assure you.

 

Yay!

 

"It's meaningless to just live, it's meaningless to just fight. I want to win!"
-----Ichigo Kurosaki to Zangetsu
"Enchantment!"
---- Sandal, Dragon Age Origins
"Requiescat in Pace"
---- Ezio Auditore, Assassin's Creed 2
"I outta crack that dog over the head for stealing my pants! You hear that bug humper?! Prepare to die!
----Oghren, Dragon Age Origins
"I swear I'm going to find that son-of-a-bitch, sorry mother, and I will KILL HIM!!"
---- Varric, Dragon Age 2

And thats all I can think of at the moment.

 

"I’ll sacrifice the lamb that I do love/To spite a raven’s heart within a dove".
-Count Orsino in Twelfth Night.

 

I refuse to believe in a god that gives a man a million pound but ignores the prayers of a hungry child.
-My mate yesterday.

 

"We will depend on gods and miracles no longer. We will rely only on ourselves. This I believe."
-Ryudo, Grandia 2

"Words are meaningless now! Dance with me, brother!"
-Melfice, Grandia 2

 

"Herrow!? Herrow!? Sordya Boy Sucky, suck Ten Dorrar"
--- Eric Cartman as Ming Li

 

"Damn Mongorians, stop tryin to tear down my Shity Wall!"
the chinese guy from City Wok on South Park

 

"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."

-ALICE MORSE EARLE

 

Policeman: [on the phone] Hello, is this Mrs. Stupid?
Joan Stupid: Yes.
Policeman: We have your children here, Ma'am.
Joan Stupid: Oh my God, it's true. The police have kidnapped my children!

 

"Ares, destroy my enemies, and my life is yours!": Kratos, God of War

 

"CHOW DOWN *weird voice* Yyyoshi!"
-Luigi

 

I never thought of it as God. I didn't know what to call it. I don't believe in devils, but demons I do because everyone at one time or another has some kind of a demon, even if you call it by another name, that drives them.
~ Gene Wilder

 

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Santa Claus shot JFK. Now where are those drinks?"
-Cole MacGrath

 

I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".

~ From one of the best movies, Demolition Man.