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Dutch PEOPLE united!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Jonez001, Mar 10, 2010.

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  1. I K K E

    I K K E Well-Known Member

    Re: Dutch PEOPLE? WHERE ARE YOU?

    To jokes:


    A Stranger walks into a bar and says to the bartender: Bartender, a drink for me and that man with the tophat.
    So the bartender gives both men their drinks.
    When the finished their drinks the Stranger says: Bartender, another drink for me and that man with the tophat.
    So the bartender gives both men their drinks.

    A man next to the man with the tophat sees it all and asks the man with the tophat if he can borrow his tophat, because he wants a free drink too. The man with the tophat agrees with this and gives his tophat.

    So the Stranger says to the bartender: Bartender, a drink for everbody. Except for that man with the tophat, he already had two drinks.
     
    I K K E, May 14, 2011
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  2. simomo

    simomo Member

    Re: Dutch PEOPLE? WHERE ARE YOU?

    another riddle:
    A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says thank you and leaves. Why did the man thank the bartender?
     
    simomo, May 14, 2011
    #1042
  3. 10tarik10

    10tarik10 Well-Known Member

    Re: Dutch PEOPLE? WHERE ARE YOU?

    Because he pointed his shotgun at him after he gave him a glass of water
     
    10tarik10, May 14, 2011
    #1043
  4. simomo

    simomo Member

    Re: Dutch PEOPLE? WHERE ARE YOU?

    Answer to riddle:
    The man had the hiccups
     
    simomo, May 14, 2011
    #1044
  5. 10tarik10

    10tarik10 Well-Known Member

    Re: Dutch PEOPLE? WHERE ARE YOU?

     
    10tarik10, May 14, 2011
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  6. simomo

    simomo Member

    Re: Dutch PEOPLE? WHERE ARE YOU?

    I never said he got a glass of water, he just askes for it... and why would you thank someone who pointed a shotgun at you?
     
    simomo, May 14, 2011
    #1046
  7. 10tarik10

    10tarik10 Well-Known Member

    Re: Dutch PEOPLE? WHERE ARE YOU?

    Because he did get a glass of water, the bartender wanted him out after that cause the stranger didn't want anything else
     
    10tarik10, May 14, 2011
    #1047
  8. I K K E

    I K K E Well-Known Member

    Re: Dutch PEOPLE? WHERE ARE YOU?

    So <~Tarik B~>, i see you have a new friend.
     
    I K K E, May 14, 2011
    #1048
  9. simomo

    simomo Member

    Re: Dutch PEOPLE? WHERE ARE YOU?

    so <~Tarik B~>, if you go to a new place and only ask for a glass of water, do you also get a shotgun pointed at you?
     
    simomo, May 14, 2011
    #1049
  10. 10tarik10

    10tarik10 Well-Known Member

    Re: Dutch PEOPLE? WHERE ARE YOU?

    Who? ,What?, Where?
    Not always... Sometimes he just kicks me out
     
    10tarik10, May 15, 2011
    #1050
  11. I K K E

    I K K E Well-Known Member

    Re: Dutch PEOPLE? WHERE ARE YOU?

    Why do you get kicked or shot out of a bar?
     
    I K K E, May 15, 2011
    #1051
  12. 10tarik10

    10tarik10 Well-Known Member

    Re: Dutch PEOPLE? WHERE ARE YOU?

    Because he only wanted water... So the Barester wanted him out
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    Ajax won 3-1!!!!!!!!!

    Do I care? ...No I don't
     
    10tarik10, May 15, 2011
    #1052
  13. NYman

    NYman Well-Known Member

    Re: Dutch PEOPLE? WHERE ARE YOU?

    FC Barcelona is the real deal!
     
    NYman, May 15, 2011
    #1053
  14. 10tarik10

    10tarik10 Well-Known Member

    Re: Dutch PEOPLE? WHERE ARE YOU?

    Deal!!
     
    10tarik10, May 16, 2011
    #1054
  15. JButter

    JButter Well-Known Member

    Re: Dutch PEOPLE? WHERE ARE YOU?

    No deal, i pick suitcase number 12.
     
    JButter, May 25, 2011
    #1055
  16. 10tarik10

    10tarik10 Well-Known Member

    Re: Dutch PEOPLE? WHERE ARE YOU?

    You won 1 euro
     
    10tarik10, May 26, 2011
    #1056
  17. Jonez001

    Jonez001 Well-Known Member

    Re: Dutch PEOPLE? WHERE ARE YOU?

    Multiply that by the rules of the internet and you got... a weird answer °_°
    Man the exam stress for my last year is epicly high
     
    Jonez001, May 26, 2011
    #1057
  18. I K K E

    I K K E Well-Known Member

    Re: Dutch PEOPLE? WHERE ARE YOU?

    Suddenly, silence...


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    I K K E, Jun 11, 2011
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  19. 10tarik10

    10tarik10 Well-Known Member

    Re: Dutch PEOPLE? WHERE ARE YOU?

    Wha..What!, What?
     
    10tarik10, Jun 11, 2011
    #1059
  20. I K K E

    I K K E Well-Known Member

    Re: Dutch PEOPLE? WHERE ARE YOU?

    To put it simply, it was a bump.
     
    I K K E, Jun 11, 2011
    #1060
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