Name it Bob. Short and simple. Better yet, dog. Equally short and even more simple. Yeah I know... I suck at names.
What if it was a female. Bob isn't a great name for a female. But as good as bob is. If that was the case, I would call it Bob$ ;D
Call it Flying Tangerine Thats Slightly Boiled, But Crusted To Prevent Damage THAT would give you weird looks