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Crayons: A staple diet

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by jarred121, May 16, 2010.

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  1. markswan

    markswan Well-Known Member

    Past teachings: was this view you see before you the start of the similarity? Possibly... but only the sage knows (O RLY?): really.
     
    markswan, May 24, 2010
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  2. waylonn

    waylonn Well-Known Member

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    waylonn, May 24, 2010
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  3. MadmanNero

    MadmanNero Well-Known Member

    The demon spake unto the crow asking why it lives the life it does, the crow responded with a simple "caw" this amused the demon and he gave him a gift, a small shard of his black soul and since that day and generations then on crows now infused with the shard of a demons soul that untimely went haywire, now have an insaciable hunger for corn. Actually it wasn't a demon, it was my next door neighbor he is old, senile and smells like cabbage so I blame him for everything...the old coot!
     
    MadmanNero, May 25, 2010
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  4. markswan

    markswan Well-Known Member

    Stirrin' the tea with the bag still in
    SPLISH SPLASH SPLOSH :)
    Stir, stir, stir until I win
    SPLISH SPLASH SPLOSH :)
    Stir, stir, stir, 'tis not a sin
    SPLISH SPLASH SPLOSH :)
    There's no tea left now for him
    SPLISH SPLASH SPLOSH :)
    A broken cup and scolds for him
    SPLISH SPLASH SPLOSH :)
    Back to his shed and a shoe full of gin
    SPLISH SPLASH SPLOSH VOMIT :(
     
    markswan, May 26, 2010
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