Crayons: A staple diet

i like turtles

 

Truer words have never been said, they mourn their dead.

 

As Good As It Gets is a hilarious movie!

Fight Club is a drug to me.

 

A drug well used that will propel you to new heights the average person will never reach.

 

Oompa Loompa Doomity Dee!

 

The little piggles play, the farmer watches them with a smile. He rocks back and forward in his rocking chair, all the while; eating delicious snausages.
"Come here little Arnold piggle" says farmer Soztwok. Arnold piggle walks over to him benignly.
Arnold waited for farmer Sotzwok to say something. Nothing was said, the farmer just continued rocking, smiling and eating delicious snausages
Eventually, after around five minutes, Arnold piggle went got up and cantered back to his little piggle friends. Piggles like having friends; they can't speak or laugh, but they show their capacity and have fun through their little piggle eyes. Nothing matters as much as friends to piggles
THEY DO NOT SEE IT FLOATING THERE; THE SPECTRE OF MISERY AND DEATH PROJECTED FROM THE FARMER'S EYES
Farmer Sotzwok smiles at nothing apparent to anyone. He continues to rock and stare and smile and eat delicious snausages. Delicious snausages
Sometimes the piggles play with Anthony scarecrow. Anthony is good friends with farmer Sotzwok
Anthony doesn't eat delicious snausages; he just keeps the seagulls off the pumpkin patch.
The pumpkins are never eaten, they rot when ripe; they are not eaten on the farm. Only delicious snausages are eaten, and nothing else.

 

They have eyes in the backs of their heads and are able to read your mind, but Harold has the upper hand as he never has anything on his mind but french fries and that really isn't useful.

 

My friend tried blowing some rocket up and the Nazis were getting him.

 

and hitler consumed the untested drug that grants immortality, and then killed everyone.

 

Probably an overdose of lead, thinking it would make him hard as lead. Unfortunately, when his good buddy mussolini gave him a little red orb called a tomato, hitler ate it and also died.

 

"Make way for Superman." said Superman, as he punched everyone at the Coffee Bean

 

"PEAS!" Screamed the man as he dangled from the chandelier, "They are trying to eat my brain!" To this day we are still not sure why he wanted to wash his clothes in puree bananas and grape juice but he seems to like the smell. He has a dog once but he couldn't stand the way the it would argue with him about the facts of life and the reasons for mustard seeds. One night whilst wearing a shredded bed and a woolly parka he would leap up on the banisters and would exclaim "You know who I am!? I'm the goddamn Batman!"

 

Wanna get hight?
Take the stairs

 

Darkness falls
Have you - had an accident - at work?
No win - no fee!

 

The only thing that makes me sad... Is falling over the tree tops of the netherworld...

 

the stapler was envious of the abercrombie and the fitch, so he stapled them to the wall. haha, no longer will you rip people off with your gay clothes that can be easily bought for a lot cheaper at that cheap asian store where they get clothes from asia which are cheaper. the cheap asian man was allied with the stapler. and the stapler was gratefull for that. the stapler decided to staple hugh grant and bruce willis to the wall because they are crap at acting. hugh grant with his charming befuddledness and bruce willis with his just general crap acting.

 

Diet: A staple crayon

 

yes, that makes sense

 

It's the point

Also
La Cucaracha
La Cucaracha
La Cucaracha
Lalalallala
La Cucaracha
La Cucaracha
lalalalala

 

I know.

Also
Penis