Crayons: A staple diet

The turtle told me it was in the left corner behind the sodden trunk, but I don't believe him as the donkey was just there with his friend potato sack staring at the sightless skies. "Is There!" It exclaimed and yet I wonder if there was here or actually someplace else and Frank says "Hi".

 

Henry the lesser spotted Helopherdopalus was a very unusual fellow...
Helopherdopali are very unusual mammals... They thrive on trout and sausages and make very nice hummus (They use the sap from the megalophidus tree for a base) they hunt in rivers and on sea beds. (They can breath underwater because they have amphibious nostrils)
Their main predator is the Philes fish, which has a staple diet of bent metal clippings and horse manure. They hunt the Helopherdopali for a laugh. They don't laugh often so the commity for the protection of endangered animals didn't have the heart to outlaw this cruel sport.
Now where was I...? Oh yes, Henry the lesser spotted Helopherdopalus... He was unusual because he didn't enjoy eating trout. Instead he hunted salmon with his back mounted nuclear powered shotgun. Occasionally he would pose as a god for the Mayans but he found this to be a tiresome task so he gave it up. His family were glad of this because he was insulting their entire race by doing this as it is strictly forbidden in the bible of the Helopherdopali.

 

Cronky donkey pulls the cart Hit Hero, he does not have he steady hand (or the fingers) to place the tiny dry balls in the ring and yes; that is indeed what the cat's mother said. You.
Hit Hero is a fine vehicle; it has received rave reviews and is now open source rather than crippleware, this pleases Cronkey; too many of his ancestors have had their spine stabbed with a spanner so as to prevent the free use of their momentum.
THE PATHE eVILFORKXGood, WHICH SHALL MADAME TAKE?

My point, my opinion.

 

I caught the bus, and on it was talking banana, a self-endorsing pepsi bottle, and a fat man. "Eat, eat ,eat."said the banana. This form of banana was an abomination. A mistake on the geneticists part. It had Bruce Willis for a leg, which had a slit throat and was half rotten. He must have killed himself. No-one wants to be a banana's leg. The banana lay down and just started bashing Bruce Willis against the seat to him. "bo, bo bo bo, bo" it muttered. Some people considered bananas to not be fit to be part of human society, and justifyingly so.

 

An old man once told me that there was no need to talk to rocks as they are not listening and my time would be better spent on selling frying pans "for you see" said the old man "everyone and anyone can use a good frying pan" as I pondered this I decided the rocks may be just upset and needed better nurturing so I stole them and placed them at guard in various places in the fields for the crows are returning and have no friends to speak of and the cabbage is now weak. I had a stick army that passed the time but the frogs took them away, the beavers are all alcoholics with their drinks mixed with tomato and mint jelly. He left with the Walrus after his plea to come away and bleed the day in the alleys of West Minster street.

 

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If you're reading this; you think to deeply and need to take things at face value for your own safety and peace of mind. That piece of mind belongs to me now, it is mine now FOREVER

 

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Ah, I see you are quoting the famous last words of Leon MacHamperdash on his final charge of the lighthouse bunker!
A brave, brave Gecko was he!

 

Do not wonder northward, oh, the day he said it; the fire hazard is his own predictability and her mind is wet for it.

 

The day will come when the carrots will revolt.

 

Ah, the very same thing Count Fran von Spud shouted after his army of roast veggies were defeated at the Battle of Spudaloo, 1885. The enemy party had kidnapped the carrots for somethink they called "wabbit-hunting" - yarr, tis indeed that did happen, in the fall of 1894, vere Gerin de Crot overthrew the enemies, or humanz, as they called them.

 

I still have no idea what this is about, but my dog eats crayons. XD

He really likes crayola too.

 

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Boop!

Crayons are all the colors of the world!

God colored the world with Crayola crayons!

 

"CHARGE!" Yelled sargeant franzenburger as he led his fellow geckos to war, "THE TOAD ARMY CANNOT SURVIVE OUR MIGHT!"
On the other side of the warzone Sargeant macklesferd shivered. "I don't think I can stand this anymore..."

The battle went on for several hours when eventually the leader of the Geckos chose paper while the Toad army chose stone.
The battle was over. The Geckos had won!

 

I have a movie about potatoes?...

 

Bananas are the evidence that God exists.
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Staples, a crayon diet?

 

Wow. Crayons are an amazing tool for use in the utmost formal manner. As George crossed the street one day he noticed the window was open. Can't believe a cradle can rock can you? Yes.

 

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