Corrupt a Wish Game!!!

hey guys theres a same thread like tis but where should i post

here is the same thread http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=1136.1500

 

I wanted to say that

 

Granted, but it's dead.

I wish I have laser vision.

 

Granted but u got no head

I wish I used toilet this morn

 

granted... your ass explodes

I wish that I didn't make a wish

 

Granted, but I did, and I wished for you to explode!

I wish mallardman exploded...

 

granted I explode inside your house. Good luck cleaning that shit up.

I wish I could make a wish but I'm already gone.

 

Granted, but ...

I wish there was a good movie today in TV.

 

Granted but you fall asleep and miss it.

I wish for superhuman strength.

 

http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=1136.msg7300#msg7300

 

It was already said twice before.

 

http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=1136.msg7300#msg7300

 

It was already said three times before.

 

Granted, but it's not quite superhuman, more like super cockroach...

I wish I had jet-shoes

 

Granted, but they're not your size.

I wish I was a poisonous fish.

 

Granted,but you died with your own poison
I wish that everyone have a tiny tralalala,and that mine was the bigger

 

If people have pointed out multiple times that this thread is a duplicate, do NOT continue to break the rules.

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