cool inventions!

automatic lazy chair: does the lazy for you

 

a gundam

 

TDYC4Y

The do your crap for you






Since you are too damn lazy to do it urself.

 

the work-bot

he does your work for you

 

a girlfriend

 

a GTA machine. It gets you the car that you want and you won't be fined/in jail/called to court cuz it comes with a driver's license.
Boy, I sure don't wanna be like Spongebob. He always fails his boating test.

 

a girlfriend

 

Licence tablets simply add water and you get a license

 

death pills

takes the suicide away from suicide

 

Handheld Encyclopedia of Infinite Knowledge! Now you can have all the known facts that will ever be found in the universe no matter where you go!!!
miros

 

Cellphone gameplayer computer all in 1 machine!
With infinite battery

 

a game that makes you feel everything that happens in it and i mean everything

 

SHC: Small Hadron Collider! Recreate the Universe in Your Backyard!
(Actually, that idea sounds pretty cool)

 

youd die if that happens.... Actually, the whole universe will restart from scratch.... SUXORS>>>>PPPPP
Pocket gamer all in one.... Gaming+Cellphone+computer+Instant Messaging+etc....

 

A perfectly spherical house, good for those hard hit by natural disasters.

 

Canned whoop-ass. If you ever find yourself in a skirmish, just crack one of these babies open and watch your enemies fall before your wrath!
miros

 

Disposable Ban hammer, for those who wanna ban someone from their lives.

 

Exploding bullets. No need for long bombing raids, grenades, and C4 anymore!

 

Instant DS game maker

no more need for long waits in games

 

A device to summon pokemon in real world ;D