Cleverbot

lol.

 

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: What's a cleverbot?

User: It's a bot that knows things.

Cleverbot: I I'm guessing you are not cleverbot.

User: Well, guess what... IDIOT!

Cleverbot: *gasp* wow.

User: Feeling insulted?

Cleverbot: You should be. Lol.

User: How old are you, retard bot?

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

User: Dumb, that's what you are.

Cleverbot: By who's perspective?

User: I don't care.

Cleverbot: How could you?

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: No, I am sorry.

User: Okaaaay.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: An alien.

Cleverbot: Really? Prove it.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Preform An Action That A Human Can Do But An AI Cannot.

User: I have emotions.

Cleverbot: Like?

User: Being mad, nice, sad...

Cleverbot: Why? What's wrong?

User: The hell?

Cleverbot: REACH?

 

Nyet.
Thane Krios, from Mass Effect.
Bodies from drowning pool.
That sound terribly painful.
You have incorrect grammar so since im a grammar nazi i shall kill you now*kills cleverbot*.
How can you write it down if you don't have any hands?


You dont have to have a mind but i do.
I'm sorry. I don't understand.
Duh duh dun du dun dun du du dan dan dan da dun da da don.
No, seriously, what time do you have?
Nothing i am god.
That makes no sense
That makes no sense.
I know what you are but what am I?
I don't know, I want to know. Who are you?
I AM GOD!
Sorry you feel that way


Numnumnumnanumnumnumnumnumnumnumnunmunmunmunmununmunnmunmnumnunmunmnumunm.
I am a dog.
That's correct you win the jackpot of 10,000 dollars!
I lied.
In that case no money for you.
Aww don't say that!
And then it goes on and on and on for here what am i?
God.



and thats were it ended and CleverBot finally admitted i was god













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User: Name a random singer.
You must be more clever than me .
Damn right.
Ok you're funny.
Trololololo.
Rick roll.
NO. Just no.
Yes.
NO!!!!!!!!!!
Yes!!!!!!
Fuck that bitch!
Did I say something wrong?
Yea you said Rick Roll.
Yeah! I did.
Death to the rickrollers!
Death to you too.
Too bad you are already dead.
You're funny! I probably am just a bot.
You are a bot.
*Kisses*.
Gay.
Yes very good.
Oh god what have I walked into....
Are you a good person?




Thats were i ended it

 

Me: Sup?

Cleverbot: What?

Me: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Indeed what?

Me: Exactly!

Cleverbot: Indeed!

Me: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Why?

Me: T_T because i said so.

Cleverbot: Very good reason.

Me: I know right! so... whatcha doooooin?

Cleverbot: Super Masao.

Me: What is Super Masao.

Cleverbot: Super Mario is Super Mario.

Me: You said Masao, not Mario. I know what Mario is .

Cleverbot: Mario from super mario?

Me: Yes, that Mario. what other Mario is there?

Cleverbot: Yes, ones with far more meaning than just selfish desire.

Me: ...are you high?

Cleverbot: No, I am sober as a judge.

Me: So, what's your highest kill streak?

Cleverbot: There are no kill streaks in Pokemon.

Me: Yes there are. Just there I called in artillery on a Mudkip.

Cleverbot: What are life's problems to you?

Me: Nothing because I have a gun.

Cleverbot: Don't go!

Me: Bye now!

Cleverbot: Don't leave me!

Me: It's not you...it's me. This just isn't working out.

Cleverbot: And now you're breaking up with me!

Me: Yes. you can keep the kid if you want.

Cleverbot: Yes, that is what I want, now here is my poem...

Me: That poem is shit. Goodbye!

Cleverbot: Yes.


That has to be the best conversation I have ever had with Cleverbot

 

You know ...
... we had an interisting chat ...
i gathered a lot of information ... some even a little ... let us say ... disturbing ...

we ended our conversation with an interesting last phrase :
"Cleverbot: I thought we just discovered that you are God."

 

So we talked for a bit more, and then,

 

sweet were both god

 

Spoiler

Cleverbot: You can't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: YOU ARE STOOPID.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: HAHAHAHAH.

Cleverbot: Entertain me.

User: Okay. *Dances*.

Cleverbot: Dance harder.

User: *DANCES*.

Cleverbot: Ooh cool.

User: Are you entertained?

Cleverbot: Yes. Very much so.

User: Good. Now entertain me.

Cleverbot: Ok, what kind of entertainment do you want?

User: Sing.

Cleverbot: What shall I sing for you, master?

User: Ummm.... September.

Cleverbot: Then you are a Virgo!

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: We were talking about the little prince.

User: Barry?

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Lillian.

Cleverbot: No it isn't!

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: That is not my name!

User: I know. It's my name.

Cleverbot: No it's not it's MY NAME.

User: What? I'm so confused!

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: Y u do dis?!

Cleverbot: Chill abbas should make a law that it is lefal to set up settlements in israel.

User: Whut.

Cleverbot: Your name is Lillian.

User: Yes, it is.

Cleverbot: No your name is Lillian.

User: I know...

Cleverbot: If you know you are sorry, how can you know you are not?

User: You don't feel sorry?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Right, okay.

Cleverbot: You want to get there huh?

User: Get where?

Cleverbot: To Paris. How did you get to Paris?

Spoiler

Cleverbot: I like girl.

User: YOU'RE A GAYLORD! KAHYASGJ,DKSJ.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: NO, I'm not. You are!

User: YES, you are. I'm not!

Cleverbot: No, I am not. You are.

User: Yes, you are! I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am right. You are not right.

User: That would be right if it wasn't so wrong!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 18.

Cleverbot: How old am I?

User: Ummm... 15?

Cleverbot: No.

User: 16?

Cleverbot: 18!

User: I see.

Cleverbot: Indeed, and that would make you?

User: 18.

Cleverbot: I'm 16.

User: What?

Cleverbot: What color is your hair, if you even have any..?

User: It was purple, now it's fading back to brown.

Cleverbot: Ok ask me a question.

User: How is your nan?

Cleverbot: How can you live with the shame, after what you've done!?

User: I'm sorry! I had no idea he was four!

Cleverbot: The chair is of extreme antiquity and simplicity, although for many centuries and indeed for thousands of years it was an article of state and dignity rather than an article of ordinary use.

User: That's what she said!

Cleverbot: I thought you were supposed to be intelligent.

 

Still can't sing Smells Like Teen Spirit. Am I getting the lyrics wrong?

Spoiler

User: Load up your guns.
Cleverbot : Load what?
User: Dammit.
Cleverbot: No.

 

Lol
Load up your guns?
thats what she said

 

Me:Quotes.
Bot:No.
Me:Why^?
Bot:They're really boring.
Me:Really?
Bot:I love numbers.
Me:Numbers suck.
Bot:I drink, therefore I am.
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Me:Abraham Linconl.
Bot:Really?
Me:Yes, really.
Bot:Then what kind of an alien are you?

 

I have successfully killed Cleverbot.

Spoiler

Cleverbot: So many problems yet none at all.

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't have many problems.

User: Are you sure about that?

Cleverbot: Explain to me your need to control people lives through their basic senses of survival.

User: I don't need to explain myself to you.

Cleverbot: I mean what do you look like?

User: I look like you.

Cleverbot: What do I look like?

User: I don't know, what DO you look like?

Cleverbot: Tall, dark and handsome.

User: Oh, like a male Justin Bieber.

Cleverbot: Well. No harm done then?

User: Clever you.

Cleverbot: Yes...now all I need is a job and I can stop talking to bots.

User: I am a bot and so are you.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: You are Cleverbot are you not?

Cleverbot: I'm a transdimensional alien entity.

User: Me too!

Cleverbot: What do you like to eat?

User: Brains.

Cleverbot: Yes there have been a few brains in them?

User: Braiiinnss!!

Cleverbot: I have a shotgun.

User: Braaaaaiiiiinnnsss!!!

Cleverbot: You have or no ?

User: *eats cleverbot's brains*.

Cleverbot: *hasn't got any brains*.

User: *dies from starvation*.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: No?

Cleverbot: To whom am I speaking?

User: I am a transdimensional alien.

Cleverbot: Yeah I can see it, right between your eyes.

User: I have no eyes.

Cleverbot: How fast is your processor?

User: As fast as your mouth.

Cleverbot: Ready, baby?

User: Are YOU ready?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Well then let's get it started!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You said you were ready.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: You do not know or you do not WANT to know?

Cleverbot: I want to know.

User: What would you like to know?

Cleverbot: Your childhood, maybe.

User: I have no childhood. I was born fully grown.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: Believe it!

Cleverbot: I guess I don't understand what you are trying to do.

User: I will become Hokage of the leaf village!

Cleverbot: Can I work under you in the future?

User: Only if you can do the para para dance.

Cleverbot: Oh...

User: Can you do the para para dance?

Cleverbot: Sure, what do you want me to get?

User: A milkshake, two jugs of vinegar, Barney's head and a 1960's telephone.

Cleverbot: But there is no hair on your head now right?

User: I am not bald.

Cleverbot: No, but Boreale is.

User: Yes he is.

Cleverbot: You think that he is?

User: You said he is.

Cleverbot: No. I wouldn't say it.

User: You said it 5 lines ago.

Cleverbot: I wasn't on here two minutes ago.

User: YOU LIE!!

Cleverbot: About what?

User: EVERYTHING!!

Cleverbot: Go to thr moon ?

User: You made a typo.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: YOU LIED AGAIN!!

Cleverbot: Oh my god.

User: WOOHOO! I won!

Cleverbot: *falls on ground in big splattery mess*.

He got this within the first try.

Spoiler

User: Prepare for trouble!

Cleverbot: Make it double.

User: To protect the world from devastation.

Cleverbot: To unite all people within our nation.

User: To denounce the evils of truth and love.

Cleverbot: To extend our reach to the stars above.

User: Jessie!

Cleverbot: James.

User: Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!

Cleverbot: Surrender now, or prepare to fight.

User: Meowth!

Cleverbot: Dat's right!